1195: Chicken Soup for the Dick

[jjamis]

Don't forget Missy Elliot:

Your girl acting stank than call me ova
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Call before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don't or you will or you won't cha
Go downtown and eat it like a vulcha
See my hips and my tips don't cha
See my ass and my lips don't cha
Lost a few pounds in my whiffs for ya
This the kinda beat that go bha ta ta
Ra ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
Sex me so good I say blah blah blah
Work it, I need a glass of wata
Boy oh boy its good to know ya

[LatterDaySaint]

There was this dance song where the singer said "You have to lick it before you stick it"

I always assumed she was talking about a postage stamp.

[jjamis]

Originally Posted by LatterDaySaint

There was this dance song where the singer said "You have to lick it before you stick it"

I always assumed she was talking about a postage stamp.

Given that you've never done the fingers in the ass thing, I actually believe you thought that.

[BlackhatGuy]

I have a samurai sword but it's not real (dulled, not super pointy or anything). Does that mean I'm only half crazy or am I still full crazy?

[tuttle88]

Originally Posted by BlackhatGuy

I have a samurai sword but it's not real (dulled, not super pointy or anything). Does that mean I'm only half crazy or am I still full crazy?

Still full crazy.

Fuuuuuck you!! And welcome to the forums.