1196: I Don't

[JSZilla]

Originally Posted by LatterDaySaint

Chances are that Rush isn't really a gay hater he just plays one on the radio. Which still makes him a piece of shit IMO.

So your saying he's Lobelling it?

[picard102]

I think some people can be friends with their ex's, I've never managed to pull it off well though, I just end up wanting to fuck them again. That said I've been living with my most recent ex for about a year now, though I wouldn't say we're the best of friends.

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by LatterDaySaint

I am personally against people who own chimps as pets. I'm a chimp hater in fact. I think these people belong to a subhuman class and I wouldn't stand up for their basic human rights. I believe that these people have nothing to add to society. I wish there was a catchy nickname we could give them like "chimpers" or something. If my wife wanted to invite a person who owned a chimp to our wedding I would say "No fucking way!".

So, if you learned on the news that a chimers and his chimp got their brains bashed with a 2x4, would you say "Well why do they have to stick their chimp-loving stuff up our noses? cant they just do it in their own house?"

Then pause, look around and add "Well dont get me wrong, i know a couple of chimps and they're ok... As long as they dont touch my BANANAS HAHAHAHAHA...."

The seeing how the joke went out badly "Well folks, what is this PC bullshit!? I want to say things as they are goddamnit! Chimp love isnt in the bible! It isnt in nature! Also they want rights only because of money!"

Cause if that was the case, i would know where to look when they find another dead chimp.

(Sorry, sir. I got carried away in my metaphor playing)

[thepetek]

Right, so the point is, if facebook properly had tiers like friend, acquaintance, some douche in my mob wars gang, it would add a whole new dimension to this exes as friends thing. Also, "I stopped playing mob wars but this douche is fun to mess with, but don't tell them that." should be a category. But, like, hidden somehow.

And then, Real World, if you bang an ex, it's because you have a problem with your current. Same as if you banged someone new while with your current, it's just often easier with the ex. At least you know what to expect.

And if you bang the ex, who's married and has kids and you have no one...Well, there's a problem with the ex's relationship and you are, yes, the scumbag who's getting what you can get, but hell, you don't have to file any sorta papers. And make sure you don't give her your current phone number. And if her husband is a cop, you're on your own, son.

Or if you bang the ex who won't kill ya in the woods or take you back to his torture room or, hell hit ya, I mean, you're not stringing him along (you are) you're just being safe.

I guess what I'm trying to say is the only two people who can decide if you and your ex can be friends are your and your ex's current boyfriend and girlfriend.

Hey, it's out of your hands, not your fault if they were naive.

[Junkenstein]

You're making a good point but i dont think i ever even meet any of my ex's new boyfriends.

My central point is that if we ended a relationship it's because we had nothing to say to each other anymore. Or, more precisely, i wont be able to say anything to you without feeling an uncomfortable knot of anger and awkward in the pit of my stomach. Not because i love you, but because moving away from you makes me feel the need to erase you. And never know anything about you anymore.

I dislike Facebook because on there, people from your past hunt you down like a prey and want to "keep in touch". Instead when i move from stuff, i need a blank slate.

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by LatterDaySaint

I agree that being against gay marriage doesn't make a person anti-gay. I also agree that there are probably few people who are anti-gay while being pro gay marriage.

I am personally against people who own chimps as pets. I'm a chimp hater in fact. I think these people belong to a subhuman class and I wouldn't stand up for their basic human rights. I believe that these people have nothing to add to society. I wish there was a catchy nickname we could give them like "chimpers" or something. If my wife wanted to invite a person who owned a chimp to our wedding I would say "No fucking way!".

Chances are that Rush isn't really a gay hater he just plays one on the radio. Which still makes him a piece of shit IMO.

I would argue there are no sane people who are anti gay while being pro gay marriage. Fuck, I'll assert it. But you left off the 'sane' part. I guess we run in different crowds.

Your second paragraph has fuck all to do with the rest of what you are saying.

Your last paragraph, well, hell, if you take your first sentence and your last paragraph and make them one paragraph, getting rid of all the crap between, that's your point, innit? Though, it's not so much a point as a humble opinion.

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by thepetek

I would argue there are no sane people who are anti gay while being pro gay marriage.

That caught me off guard too, but those could be the type of guys who say "Well gay guys disgust me, and i would rather kill them all if i had the chance. But since i think marriage is a meaningless institution, they could do it, i dont really care".

Now if that's sane or not, it's not for me to judge. I think YOU are sane which says a lot about my judgement.

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

You're making a good point but i dont think i ever even meet any of my ex's new boyfriends.

Some of my exes had cute sisters...

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

My central point is that if we ended a relationship it's because we had nothing to say to each other anymore. Or, more precisely, i wont be able to say anything to you without feeling an uncomfortable knot of anger and awkward in the pit of my stomach. Not because i love you, but because moving away from you makes me feel the need to erase you. And never know anything about you anymore..

Agreed. If they can't be avoided, though, show up with an attractive/flirty entourage. It's much more satisfying than showing up with a bunch of guys. Both sides of the coin, my friend, both sides. Mmm, that entourage was so satisfying.

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

I dislike Facebook because on there, people from your past hunt you down like a prey and want to "keep in touch". Instead when i move from stuff, i need a blank slate.

I establish myself as slightly more unhinged than when they knew me right off the bat, so they feel they made the right choice, but I still get to see who's not dead.

[LatterDaySaint]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

So, if you learned on the news that a chimers and his chimp got their brains bashed with a 2x4, would you say "Well why do they have to stick their chimp-loving stuff up our noses? cant they just do it in their own house?"

I wouldn't say that at all. I would clip the article to show all the kids at my church. I would say "You see what happens to chimpers? May God have mercy on their souls! But not the chimps soul, because the chimp is an animal and it doesn't have a soul, but of course God knows that."

[LatterDaySaint]

Originally Posted by thepetek

Your second paragraph has fuck all to do with the rest of what you are saying.

How can something I say have nothing to do with what I'm saying? If I say it then it has everything to do with what I'm saying!

Flapjacks are assholes!

That's what I'm saying.