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View Poll Results: MEN OF AGE ONLY: Have you ever hired a hooker?
Yes 0 0%
No 9 60.00%
I'm not of age or I'm not a man 6 40.00%
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Old 12-31-2017, 12:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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12: Marriage & Hookers

"I hate that fuckin' bitch of a wife that I have, and I hope that she burns in Hell..."

Keith's previous co-worker Charlie and his pal Jose, both married, explain the relationships with their wives and the relationships with their hookers.

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Old 12-31-2017, 12:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Chemda happened to run into Charlie at a diner, and Charlie asked for his episode - this one - to play for his friends. That was my job, and finally I sent it to him after he kept hitting me up on Facebook Messenger: Yo, yo yo yo, wtf??, etc.

I sent it, and then I listened to it myself.

Oofa McGoofa.

If you want to know about your husband and hookers, well, you're wrong. You don't.

Chemda got right down to it. This was well over 12 years ago, and it's still a gem.
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I considered hiring a hooker from a fuckapp. He was a muscular young jock that I wanted to worship and boss around. But he was fucking rude sarcastic cunt when I tried to get payment details out of him so I didn't do it
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Old 01-01-2018, 04:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Now that Charlie's back in my life, I can see that Charlie still charlies. But it does feel good to know I'm a Key Bro after all these years #RESPECT
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"Lol."
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Now that Charlie's back in my life, I can see that Charlie still charlies. But it does feel good to know I'm a Key Bro after all these years #RESPECT
Lol, funny how Charlie shows up outlive nowhere every few years.

Did you send him one back?
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Of course, but only to show respect.
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Now that Charlie's back in my life, I can see that Charlie still charlies. But it does feel good to know I'm a Key Bro after all these years #RESPECT
I like how the text says to show titties but he actually didn't send a pic with titties showing. That's very respectful to the girl who probably didn't agree to share the picture.

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You say you sent one in return, was it a picture of you with your shirt pulled up to your chest? That would have been funny. Man non-titties pic! ha ha...
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I considered hiring a hooker from a fuckapp. He was a muscular young jock that I wanted to worship and boss around. But he was fucking rude sarcastic cunt when I tried to get payment details out of him so I didn't do it
He probably thought you were vice.
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I like how the text says to show titties but he actually didn't send a pic with titties showing. That's very respectful to the girl who probably didn't agree to share the picture.

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You say you sent one in return, was it a picture of you with your shirt pulled up to your chest? That would have been funny. Man non-titties pic! ha ha...
It's actually a video with nips and everything, bro!

And the one I sent back was of his daughters.
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