1202: Puppet Master

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by Jonzard

For those wondering, here's 30 people damaged by ear candling. Might as well call a witch doctor.

What's the harm in ear candling?

For every remedy on the planet there's at least a bunch of annoying cunts who got "damaged" by it and formed some sort of circle jerking support group. For all of these groups there's at least a supporting "study" (more often than not financed by pharmaceutical companies, who, obviously, want to sell you more ear medicine), published on some bogus website.

Every website has its following of annoying net freaks who beleive everything they read on the internet, love seeing conspiracies everywhere and think that they shall "enlighten" you with their wisdom.

People i know used ear candles, they worked. End of argument.

There's no amount of mumbo jumbo you could throw at me that will convince me of the contrary.

PS: Years ago, there were studies that trioed to disprove that cigarette smoke is lethal. Nuff said.

[jjamis]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

For every remedy on the planet there's at least a bunch of annoying cunts who got "damaged" by it and formed some sort of circle jerking support group. For all of these groups there's at least a supporting "study" (more often than not financed by pharmaceutical companies, who, obviously, want to sell you more ear medicine), published on some bogus website.

Every website has its following of annoying net freaks who beleive everything they read on the internet, love seeing conspiracies everywhere and think that they shall "enlighten" you with their wisdom.

People i know used ear candles, they worked. End of argument.

There's no amount of mumbo jumbo you could throw at me that will convince me of the contrary.

PS: Years ago, there were studies that trioed to disprove that cigarette smoke is lethal. Nuff said.

Announcing the IBABJPSG. That's right the I've Been Abused By Junkensteins Posts Support Group.

[Todd]

Reading post after post of advice on Keith's ear wax problem, it really makes me wish Keith and Chemda had been able to let us know about their relationship problems as they were happening, instead of after the fact. I really think we could've given them the same caliber of helpful advice and definitive solutions on how to fix their relationship, the same way we've fixed Keith's ears once and for all.

We let them down, guys. We let them down...

[starscream]

Originally Posted by Keith

Show your work.

Work?

Originally Posted by jjamis

Announcing the IBABJPSG. That's right the I've Been Abused By Junkensteins Posts Support Group.

I don't believe Junkensteins work at all. Total hippie myth.

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by starscream

I don't believe Junkensteins work at all. Total hippie myth.

The other 100 maybe dont work. This one does.

But there's a study that disproves that, and a support group. A documentary too.

[starscream]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

The other 100 maybe dont work. This one does.

But there's a study that disproves that, and a support group. A documentary too.

You can't fool me with your evidence and personal experience.

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by jjamis

Announcing the IBABJPSG. That's right the I've Been Abused By Junkensteins Posts Support Group.

To be fair, you were dressed like a robot and thus, asking for it.

No! No! NO! I'm not suggesting the ladies are ever asking for it. Not making that joke. Not. Just not.

Robots. Hassling robots.

Seriously, never asking for it unless dressed like a robot. Because they have no emotions. Like men.


Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Look, I'm fine being maced sorta...well really turns me on. Just hit me. 40 bucks You can seem or really be indifferent. Pssst! I roll around on the floor, you walk away. 40 bucks.

Does that make you a whore? Yeah, kinda.

Whoa! Issues. What doesn't make a woman a whore?

Better mace me to be safe.

You daughters of bitches are gonna mace me to see if this is a joke, aren't you?

But no, Junkenstein, not abusive. Little preachy. Spooky might call him a sheep. But you know androids, all they do is dream of electric sheep. Me? I'm waiting for the day where he slips up.

I'm waiting for the Junkenstein freak out.

Junk freakin' ? Keith feakin' at Junk? I don't know.

che cosa?

[Junkenstein]

Huh? Are you ok buddy?

[starscream]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

Huh? Are you ok buddy?

You did this.

[Junkenstein]

I dont even know what i did. I'm dangerous.