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06-26-2010, 06:36 AM | #21 (permalink) |
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Keith, in most likelihood you have an ear infection of god knows what. Just so you can choose better what you can and should do, i'll leave here some info about that. I'm trying to not make it a mega-sluuuurp.. Also, I'm not a doctor nor an health care professional.
Ear infections can have origin on a bacterial infection or a fungal infection (if in the skin a fungal infection is called as a micosis). Fungal infections can open way to (also) bacterial infections which causes surges in the seriousness of the (general) infection – like surges of (more) pain for one or several weeks. Bacterial infections are generally solved with antibiotics – albeit an improper treatment schedule or a resistant strain can overcome some antibiotics. Treatment of exposed bacterial infections is accomplished with cleaning the wound as much as possible and taking/applying antibiotics. It is possible to fight bacterial infections by changing their environmental conditions but that's generally not needed. Fungal infections are much more resilient and there is only one known “antibiotic” with serious side effects. Treatment of exposed fungal infections is usually accomplished with cleaning the wound as much as possible and changing their environmental conditions. After all is tried and after the patient immune system has had the opportunity to acquire some fighting capability towards the infectious fungus, the only human acceptable antifungic can be tried (here it's sold under the brand sporanox, it can fuck up your liver). So because of this, after antibiotic treatment (and without a serious risk of general infection that would risk permanent damage, such a death) the treatments are limited to cleaning the infection and changing the environmental conditions around the infection area. Cleaning an infection in the ear is a difficult task. It's possible that the infection is not accessible or even visible; by your doctors cluelessness(?) that seems to be the your case and that limits the cleaning to applying mild wax softeners and washing with jets of clean warm water (41-42ºC) pumped with mild pressure. The water can be supplemented with a proper wound disinfectant like peroxide to improve the cleaning power (but...) Like weeds and animals, bacteria and fungi's growth (aka multiplication, propagation) can be limited by changing their environment – the most easy example is changing temperature but that's a difficult task to do inside the ear. There's not a lot of options for changing your ears' environmental conditions, pH is the next best candidate (and for the aimed purpose can be considered to work like temperature). Applying a vinegar solution acidifies the skin inside your ear, your infection may not like that (which is good). (but...) Applying a bicarbonate solution is also an option. (but...) But !!! You cannot use vinegar, bicarbonate and peroxide together. Mixing peroxide with vinegar or bicarbonate is dangerous (I think), and vinegar plus bicarbonate cancel each other out. Those expensive pharmaceutical solutions that your doctor talked about may or may not be a formulation that combines the effects of those 3 cheap substances through other chemicals – in all likelihood their effectiveness is questionable. Moistening your ear helps the spread of the infection (which is bad) so you should make what you can to dry your ears after each pumping. My advice is, buy a pump like those you've seen in your doctor's office. Make 2 weeks of each solution (vinegar solution, bicarbonate solution or peroxide solution) 1 or 2 times a day until you find one that seems to be working better. If for some chance it gets better continue your treatment for some time, like 1 month. If the pain gets bigger or in 4-6 months it doesn't get better go to a doctor and lie to him, exaggerate your pain and maybe he will give you the sporanox or try to do some (difficult) analysis to find what really is causing the pain. Again, I'm not a doctor. I'm not an health care professional. My (i lack a better, not as strong word) "expertise" is knowing how bugs, like bacteria and fungi, live and die. Last edited by Leixes; 06-26-2010 at 07:44 AM. Reason: grammar |
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I, of course, would love all my straight male friends to find that perfect woman.
DUHHH... OKAY... Meanwhile, I'm trying to help them figure out when we, as men, need to give these less than perfect bitches a swift newspaper whack, and when not to. Gentlemen, they don't hold all the cards if you've brought the deck. "But wouldn't you rather a woman that played no games?" Please, ladies. Please... Also: like this is sooooo evil and manipulative... We're saying, "Are you in, or are you out?" |
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