1215: Fighting Styles

doctorsleep · 07-08-2010, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by RoundAbout

"Karate: The Dane Cook of Martial Arts"

ARCHER FTW!

Seriously though, all that jr. martial arts stuff is crap, Keith isn't a 15 year old blond douche bag so it would have no affect on him.

DWarrior · 07-08-2010, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by doctorsleep

ARCHER FTW!

Seriously though, all that jr. martial arts stuff is crap, Keith isn't a 15 year old blond douche bag so it would have no affect on him.

Let's be inclusive, have you seen any jr. sports? They're all bullshit.

I remember playing hockey, and after us there'd be the peewee league:

RoundAbout · 07-08-2010, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DWarrior

Let's be inclusive, have you seen any jr. sports? They're all bullshit.

I remember playing hockey, and after us there'd be the peewee league:

lol They were on the same team.

That is the funniest video I've seen in a long time.

dangerous · 07-08-2010, 11:57 PM

due to hight difference the 10 year old would have to attack keiths knees but since keith knees are shit the ten year old would win.

slag · 07-09-2010, 12:08 AM

yup sweep the leg!

maybe after the fight the 10 year olds parents can give keith a ride home from karate practice.

Gold Experience · 07-09-2010, 12:52 AM

The 10 year old could easily sneak up on Keith due to his old man deafness.

Todd · 07-09-2010, 01:14 AM

And then Keith gasps from the ground, "The torch... has been passed. You... are little baby faggot..."

Todd · 07-09-2010, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DWarrior

I remember playing hockey, and after us there'd be the peewee league:

<hockey video>

I would love to see this narrated by Morgan Freeman.

gin_web · 07-09-2010, 03:40 AM

Keith would win

Kurt Metzger is a bald bitch

Junkenstein · 07-09-2010, 06:00 AM

A 10 year old black belt is a 10 year old nerd (if you get so advanced at that age, you probably have nothing else interesting going on in your life). So keith could defeat him with the Wedgie-Fu he learned dealing with kids at Clown Parties.

He just needs to remember viv idly the ten-year old kicking him when he dressed up. Then he would destroy that little freak.

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slag Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 47	yup sweep the leg! maybe after the fight the 10 year olds parents can give keith a ride home from karate practice.
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Gold Experience Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 31	The 10 year old could easily sneak up on Keith due to his old man deafness.
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Todd Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 340	And then Keith gasps from the ground, "The torch... has been passed. You... are little baby faggot..."
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gin_web Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 194	Keith would win Kurt Metzger is a bald bitch
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	A 10 year old black belt is a 10 year old nerd (if you get so advanced at that age, you probably have nothing else interesting going on in your life). So keith could defeat him with the Wedgie-Fu he learned dealing with kids at Clown Parties. He just needs to remember viv idly the ten-year old kicking him when he dressed up. Then he would destroy that little freak.
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