1369: Ask, and Ye Shall Receive

Keith · 04-07-2011, 06:53 PM

"I’ll pepper spray your dickhole! Shut the fuck up!"

Hell & Heartaches

Worst · 04-07-2011, 08:01 PM

Oh, no.

I just read the rest of the thread & saw this. I'm gonna need a stiff drink before this...

Damn it. I imagine this is going to be just as devastating as being a little kid & Superman calling you a 'faggot'.

I'll reserve my opinion in the poll until after this episode.

What is happening.

Sparrow · 04-07-2011, 08:59 PM

*gasp* Patrice! yayface!

Worst · 04-07-2011, 09:53 PM

That is the definition of wound-up.

Well, honestly, that sucked to listen to, but it made fantastic internet radio. These poll results will be pretty interesting. & by 'interesting', I mean completely out of my favor.

Essentially, why I initially posted was to talk about the poll in how it was phrased. Specifically, that pepper spray wasn't 'necessary'. Maybe I read too much about the story & knew it too well. But from what I read, no one was in the room w/ the boy when the police arrived, & no one was in immediate danger. The teachers had collected the students & gotten them safely out of the room, leaving the boy alone in the room, where he really started to get crazy while the police were in transit. From the accounts given that I've read, the time between when the officers arrived & when they decided to pepper-spray him was very small, leaving little time for anything else to have been tried.

They 'talked him down' in the past, so they should have tried it this time as well. & if that doesn't work, you restrain him w/o hurting him, which can be done, & calm him down or wait for him to calm down. I won't mention the implications of his actions on his mental state, but there are probably things a lot more wrong w/ him than being an asshole in school. Spend a little money & time now, avoid a fucked-up member of society later.

I don't know. We simply differ in opinions. I wish Keith would have read a few more lines of what I said, since he represented my argument on the show, & stated exactly what happened at that school. If that were done, I don't think I would have looked like an asshole. Also, I wouldn't have been outraged if they physically restrained the boy. It makes it easier to call me an asshole & think that, but, like everyone, I have a dynamic, informed view on most things.

The last thing I will say about all this is, if there was another life in harms way when the police arrived, then force greater than what I described above may have been necessary. But if the child is isolated, only interacting w/ the cops, then it is their job to put themselves in harms way to protect the kid, using the most delicate of measures first, & going from there. My point was, from what I have seen, that isn't what they did at all. If people have a differing opinions, I am fine w/ that, of course. We won't change one another's minds, but I only wanted to share what was on mine in the first place.

A rational argument isn't very funny in & of itself.

I didn't intend for what I said to make the show. Regardless, I'm still a huge fan, & I promise my voice doesn't sound like that.

Keith · 04-07-2011, 10:01 PM

And still we don't have the answer.

Worst · 04-07-2011, 10:14 PM

But I responded exactly to what you said & gave my response. All of that, to the best of my ability, despite never claiming I had an answer.

If you are trying to craft more funny out of a blown-up discussion, I fear I can no longer aid you. I will start to charge for the content I provide. One second.

Alright, I drew up a tab.

We are at an impasse if you cannot understand that wall of text, my most favorite, most famous pen pal.

rodimusprime · 04-08-2011, 03:22 PM

Love Patrice. Worst was acting like a douche. Great show. That is all. For now.

sagzy · 04-08-2011, 03:43 PM

Hearing patrice on the show = GOLD
Hearing Keith going off on Worst = Priceless
Oh man I was straight laughing through the whole rant.

Tech007 · 04-08-2011, 05:05 PM

+1 for the shows this week. JFoD + patrice = Awesomeness.

And here's a link to some epic Boston pix. From 5 years ago!!??. Wow.

http://www.keithandthegirl.com/forum...html#post91498

TheLD · 04-13-2011, 04:03 AM

oh man, I loved Patrice's response to Keith's dick noodles at 25:40. ROFL!!! hahahahahahahah

View Poll Results: Was Worst acting like that of a douche?
Yes. His actions were that of a douche bag.	105	92.92%
No. If you want to know something, you have to ask.	8	7.08%
Voters: 113. You may not vote on this poll

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Worst Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 22	Oh, no. I just read the rest of the thread & saw this. I'm gonna need a stiff drink before this... Damn it. I imagine this is going to be just as devastating as being a little kid & Superman calling you a 'faggot'. I'll reserve my opinion in the poll until after this episode. What is happening.
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Worst Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 22	That is the definition of wound-up. Well, honestly, that sucked to listen to, but it made fantastic internet radio. These poll results will be pretty interesting. & by 'interesting', I mean completely out of my favor. Essentially, why I initially posted was to talk about the poll in how it was phrased. Specifically, that pepper spray wasn't 'necessary'. Maybe I read too much about the story & knew it too well. But from what I read, no one was in the room w/ the boy when the police arrived, & no one was in immediate danger. The teachers had collected the students & gotten them safely out of the room, leaving the boy alone in the room, where he really started to get crazy while the police were in transit. From the accounts given that I've read, the time between when the officers arrived & when they decided to pepper-spray him was very small, leaving little time for anything else to have been tried. They 'talked him down' in the past, so they should have tried it this time as well. & if that doesn't work, you restrain him w/o hurting him, which can be done, & calm him down or wait for him to calm down. I won't mention the implications of his actions on his mental state, but there are probably things a lot more wrong w/ him than being an asshole in school. Spend a little money & time now, avoid a fucked-up member of society later. I don't know. We simply differ in opinions. I wish Keith would have read a few more lines of what I said, since he represented my argument on the show, & stated exactly what happened at that school. If that were done, I don't think I would have looked like an asshole. Also, I wouldn't have been outraged if they physically restrained the boy. It makes it easier to call me an asshole & think that, but, like everyone, I have a dynamic, informed view on most things. The last thing I will say about all this is, if there was another life in harms way when the police arrived, then force greater than what I described above may have been necessary. But if the child is isolated, only interacting w/ the cops, then it is their job to put themselves in harms way to protect the kid, using the most delicate of measures first, & going from there. My point was, from what I have seen, that isn't what they did at all. If people have a differing opinions, I am fine w/ that, of course. We won't change one another's minds, but I only wanted to share what was on mine in the first place. A rational argument isn't very funny in & of itself. I didn't intend for what I said to make the show. Regardless, I'm still a huge fan, & I promise my voice doesn't sound like that.
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Worst Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 22	But I responded exactly to what you said & gave my response. All of that, to the best of my ability, despite never claiming I had an answer. If you are trying to craft more funny out of a blown-up discussion, I fear I can no longer aid you. I will start to charge for the content I provide. One second. Alright, I drew up a tab. We are at an impasse if you cannot understand that wall of text, my most favorite, most famous pen pal.
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04-08-2011, 03:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
rodimusprime Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,374	Love Patrice. Worst was acting like a douche. Great show. That is all. For now.
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04-08-2011, 03:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
sagzy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: beantown, MA Posts: 284	Hearing patrice on the show = GOLD Hearing Keith going off on Worst = Priceless Oh man I was straight laughing through the whole rant.
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04-08-2011, 05:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
Tech007 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 844	+1 for the shows this week. JFoD + patrice = Awesomeness. And here's a link to some epic Boston pix. From 5 years ago!!??. Wow. http://www.keithandthegirl.com/forum...html#post91498
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04-13-2011, 04:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
TheLD Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 16	oh man, I loved Patrice's response to Keith's dick noodles at 25:40. ROFL!!! hahahahahahahah
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