1228: Fight or Flight

[Keith]

"You were a sour-faced bitch today."


Louis Katz's comedy website

[DWarrior]

I think mace is a brilliant idea. If the creepy guy's nearby, just mace him. If he's far away, tell him he has a small dick, if he gets closer (or you happen to walk in his direction anyway) mace him also.

Shit, I now think everyone should carry mace and just mace the weird bums that come up to you or weird people that start talking randomly.

[Keith]

No joke, I'm buying mace now. And a purse.

The purse is so that I get picked on, giving me a reason to have to use the mace.

[DJVacant]

In reference to the ridiculous resumes:

My boss shows us similar resumes from time to time, and we think that these people are doing there best to NOT get hired while happily receiving their unemployment. When a person is getting unemployment benefits, they're required to actively look for jobs, but with a resume that make the applicant look like a total moron, they can fulfill their requirments without fear that they'll ever be far from the government's tit.

It's just sad...

[funnygurl1979]

Come to Canada and buy bear mace that stuff is 10x stronger and will make creepy guy need to take and trip to the ER which is awesome. Keith most definitly get a purse too make sure it's bright so you can find in the dark after the brawl.

[Rhian]

Originally Posted by funnygurl1979

Come to Canada and buy bear mace that stuff is 10x stronger and will make creepy guy need to take and trip to the ER which is awesome. Keith most definitly get a purse too make sure it's bright so you can find in the dark after the brawl.

I have bear spray, you can get it in Scout shops.

But shhh.

[Peet]

Originally Posted by Keith

No joke, I'm buying mace now. And a purse.

The purse is so that I get picked on, giving me a reason to have to use the mace.

No one needs an excuse to use mace.... just video it is all I ask

[DWarrior]

The justification for using pepper sprays must either be self-defense from personal injury or an arrest situation, and the force must be reasonable under the circumstances. For example, the law says you can’t lawfully spray someone in the face for using obscene language or because you are simply afraid because they look mean.

That sucks. How easy is it to say you were getting attacked?

[Junkenstein]

I try to avoid making my girlfriends meet my father, mostly because we're not on good terms and he loves to make moves on my dates.

My mother doesnt really care who i date (i dont keep her up to date with my love life). So it's not really a big deal.

As far as me meeting their parents, i used to care about it in my earlier relationships, when i thought that they would last forever and we would be a big family.

Nowadays i just try to be mostly polite and adorable and that's it. They will despise me anyway, since i'm fucking their daughter.

[banger316]

Originally Posted by Keith

No joke, I'm buying mace now. And a purse.

The purse is so that I get picked on, giving me a reason to have to use the mace.

Keith i have to say you have come up with some brilliant ideas before but the newest idea for you and adam to walk up and down the street like a gay couple picking fights is genius chemda needs to follow you and adam around that would make the best katg tv ever you just got your ass beat by little baby faggots tell your friends hilarious.