1228: Fight or Flight

[King of Assholes]

Damn...I guess my girlfriend does need to officially meet my parents. We've been together for nine months and my parents live like 6 miles from me, that's a bit pathetic. She has met my brother though, and she did meet my mom for all of five minutes once. However I've met her entire family, including her daughter.

[Sparrow]

I've never felt weird about meeting anyone's parents or vice versa. I like meeting new peoples and parents are just peoples susceptible all the same to being smitten. I have great parents; very loving and accepting folks, they're not trying to judge or fuck you or trip you up. You're met at their door with a hug and a how ya do.

[flerchin]

I guess Lesbians don't have an N-word for the intolerant to hurl at you. They are doing the equivalent though.

You can't mace them though. You will go to jail. There's never a cop around, except when Chemda is painting graffiti, or macing creepos.

"But officer, he pointed at his dick and made an air vagina! I had to cross the street and spray him in the face with chemicals."

[LiLMissSunshine]

I totally agree. When I bring someone to meet my parents it isn't to get their approval, it's simply to show the person I'm with why I am the way I am lol...meeting the parents can explain alot sometimes

[ThePinkSuperhero]

So glad you guys are getting a chance to take a vacation. And extra glad it will be the same week that I'll be on vacation, saving me the trouble of falling behind on shows

[Peet]

Originally Posted by Keith

No joke, I'm buying mace now. And a purse.

The purse is so that I get picked on, giving me a reason to have to use the mace.

No one needs an excuse to use mace.... just video it is all I ask

[DWarrior]

The justification for using pepper sprays must either be self-defense from personal injury or an arrest situation, and the force must be reasonable under the circumstances. For example, the law says you can’t lawfully spray someone in the face for using obscene language or because you are simply afraid because they look mean.

That sucks. How easy is it to say you were getting attacked?

[Junkenstein]

I try to avoid making my girlfriends meet my father, mostly because we're not on good terms and he loves to make moves on my dates.

My mother doesnt really care who i date (i dont keep her up to date with my love life). So it's not really a big deal.

As far as me meeting their parents, i used to care about it in my earlier relationships, when i thought that they would last forever and we would be a big family.

Nowadays i just try to be mostly polite and adorable and that's it. They will despise me anyway, since i'm fucking their daughter.

[metal_martha_stewart]

Meeting parents freaks me out. My last parental meeting had my stomach in knots so bad that I had to drink before hand to calm down. Of course, I was still married (I don't think the parents knew, though), the guy was 5 years younger, it was a long distance relationship, it was Thanksgiving at his grandma's house, and his family is very religious. YIKES!

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

Nowadays i just try to be mostly polite and adorable and that's it. They will despise me anyway, since i'm fucking their daughter.

Also, Junk, I can relate to this, because all I could think of the whole time was "oh my god, all these people know this boozy cougar is fucking their 24 year old son/grandson/brother". I tried to be as charming as possible, at least

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by metal_martha_stewart

Also, Junk, I can relate to this, because all I could think of the whole time was "oh my god, all these people know this boozy cougar is fucking their 24 year old son/grandson/brother". I tried to be as charming as possible, at least

Arent you too young to be a cougar?

C'mon rollergirl, dont age yourself to look sexy, you dont need that.

I'm so not up toi date on terminology. I used to think that MILFs should be 50+..... Lately i've seen girls in their 30's defined as MILFs....

WTF?