123- Live Show - The Early Show

teerts · 08-26-2005, 05:40 PM

Eh, i missed the live show. I remembered at like 12:50, so i just caught the last few minutes, but that doesnt count. I was supposed to be working at work anyway...
Going to the gypsy show tomorrow though, that should be fun.

LD · 08-26-2005, 07:17 PM

missed it today but caught up later. I like the pop quiz thing but the questions need to be harder. Three guests? Too easy all you had to do was look at the best guest thread. You should probably make it about the shows just for the week so the answers are fresh in your heads.

For prizes you should give three options made up of random stuff you have lying around. A used tube of lube, a piece of toast in the shape of Jesus, your neighbour, a keychain, Keith's anti-robot foil helmet, a lottery ticket using your numbers, a shitty DVD that you never watch and ... the keychain etc. Pick a number from one to three. The prize is yours.

teerts · 08-26-2005, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by LD

missed it today but caught up later. I like the pop quiz thing but the questions need to be harder. Three guests? Too easy all you had to do was look at the best guest thread. You should probably make it about the shows just for the week so the answers are fresh in your heads.

For prizes you should give three options made up of random stuff you have lying around. A used tube of lube, a piece of toast in the shape of Jesus, your neighbour, a keychain, Keith's anti-robot foil helmet, a lottery ticket using your numbers, a shitty DVD that you never watch and ... the keychain etc. Pick a number from one to three. The prize is yours.

That sounds like a great way to get rid of stuff you dont want or need anymore...i think i'm going to start inviting
more people over so i can give out "prizes."
me: hi, come in! come in! now nice to see you again, how have you been?
guest: i've been well, thanks.
me: uh-oh, you said today's special word, you win a prize! pick a number between 1 and 3!
guest: uh, 3.
me: good choice! good choice! you win uhh...this...pen i got from the bank!

LD · 08-26-2005, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by teerts

That sounds like a great way to get rid of stuff you dont want or need anymore...i think i'm going to start inviting
more people over so i can give out "prizes."
me: hi, come in! come in! now nice to see you again, how have you been?
guest: i've been well, thanks.
me: uh-oh, you said today's special word, you win a prize! pick a number between 1 and 3!
guest: uh, 3.
me: good choice! good choice! you win uhh...this...pen i got from the bank!

Exactly. I mean sure, a free tshirt, DVD etc would be alright but what's the fun in life if there isn't any risk involved? Perfect way to get rid of some crap and at the same time give a guest a personal memento of K&TG.

Mark my words, some day the Keith's anti-robot foil helmet will be worth more than you think.

fatjanilane · 08-27-2005, 01:51 PM

Shouldn't this be #123, not 122?

BlueCC · 08-27-2005, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by fatjanilane

Shouldn't this be #123, not 122?

Paul has problems with counting and spelling.

MichaelG · 08-27-2005, 04:31 PM

Paul Doesn't speak english, like the rest of us. That is why he got it all wrong.

nerdupyo · 08-27-2005, 08:05 PM

Paul you sound hot! I love your accent.

Paul · 08-28-2005, 07:43 AM

Thanks

Ok i miss counted, gits...

rossnicoll · 08-29-2005, 05:53 AM

Enjoyed the show again guys.

Wish you could do a live show that was at a time i could phone up!

get a big scottish cunt on yer show!

08-26-2005, 05:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
teerts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 290	Eh, i missed the live show. I remembered at like 12:50, so i just caught the last few minutes, but that doesnt count. I was supposed to be working at work anyway... Going to the gypsy show tomorrow though, that should be fun.
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08-26-2005, 07:17 PM	#12 (permalink)
LD Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NC and straight on 'til morning Posts: 305	missed it today but caught up later. I like the pop quiz thing but the questions need to be harder. Three guests? Too easy all you had to do was look at the best guest thread. You should probably make it about the shows just for the week so the answers are fresh in your heads. For prizes you should give three options made up of random stuff you have lying around. A used tube of lube, a piece of toast in the shape of Jesus, your neighbour, a keychain, Keith's anti-robot foil helmet, a lottery ticket using your numbers, a shitty DVD that you never watch and ... the keychain etc. Pick a number from one to three. The prize is yours.
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08-27-2005, 01:51 PM	#15 (permalink)
fatjanilane Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 11	123, not 122 Shouldn't this be #123, not 122?
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08-27-2005, 04:31 PM	#17 (permalink)
MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	Paul Doesn't speak english, like the rest of us. That is why he got it all wrong.
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nerdupyo Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 51	Paul you sound hot! I love your accent.
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Paul Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Worcester, UK Posts: 314	Thanks Ok i miss counted, gits...
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08-29-2005, 05:53 AM	#20 (permalink)
rossnicoll Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 427	Enjoyed the show again guys. Wish you could do a live show that was at a time i could phone up! get a big scottish cunt on yer show!
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