1241: Cat Calling

Keith · 08-26-2010, 06:45 PM

"I knew how I felt. I knew that I've never felt this way about anything."

doctorsleep · 08-26-2010, 10:23 PM

Well thank you for mentioning diet soda/poison just days after I decide to switch to diet coke, as if I don't have enough things to worry about.

I used to drink diet and it was the "healthiest" that I have ever been in my life (Is there anything better then everyone you know walking up to you and saying "hey did you lose weight?"), all the fear and paranoia about it made me switch back to regular beacuse the choice seemed to be between brain cancer and being fatter, so I figured I could be little fatter over worrying about brain tumors.

and then I hit 200 lbs

So yeah, Id rather take the X% chance the brain tumor stuff is true over the 100% chance that I'm going to be a fatass.

And just diet soda alone will be a huge part of my diet beacuse I drink an INHUMAN amount of soda, (around a 2 liter bottle a day)

Oh, if only there was something to drink other then soda...

THATS IT WHENEVER I EVER SAY ANYTHING THAT IS NOT A SERIOUS OPINION OR THOUGHT AND IS MEANT TO BE SARCASTIC OR TAKEN AS A JOKE I WILL HIGHLIGHT IT BLUE!!! JESUS!!!

Sparrow · 08-26-2010, 10:30 PM

die.

guitarrob · 08-26-2010, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by doctorsleep

Oh, if only there was something to drink other then soda...

It's called water, fatty.

punk'n · 08-26-2010, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

die.

Lanfear · 08-27-2010, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

die.

what she said

picard102 · 08-27-2010, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by guitarrob

It's called water, fatty.

Only fags drink plain water.

DWarrior · 08-27-2010, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by picard102

Only fags drink smart water.

fyp

archicat · 08-27-2010, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by doctorsleep

Is there anything better then everyone you know walking up to you and saying "hey did you lose weight?"

I bet sex is better.

You have much to learn, young Padawan.

Junkenstein · 08-27-2010, 05:15 AM

Even Jerking off is better.

Actually if someone says to you "Hey, did you loose weight", it could mean that you were a repulsive fatso. Or that they think you're ill.

Now "Hey did you work out?" is a nice line (for guys)

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doctorsleep Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 248	Well thank you for mentioning diet soda/poison just days after I decide to switch to diet coke, as if I don't have enough things to worry about. I used to drink diet and it was the "healthiest" that I have ever been in my life (Is there anything better then everyone you know walking up to you and saying "hey did you lose weight?"), all the fear and paranoia about it made me switch back to regular beacuse the choice seemed to be between brain cancer and being fatter, so I figured I could be little fatter over worrying about brain tumors. and then I hit 200 lbs So yeah, Id rather take the X% chance the brain tumor stuff is true over the 100% chance that I'm going to be a fatass. And just diet soda alone will be a huge part of my diet beacuse I drink an INHUMAN amount of soda, (around a 2 liter bottle a day) Oh, if only there was something to drink other then soda... THATS IT WHENEVER I EVER SAY ANYTHING THAT IS NOT A SERIOUS OPINION OR THOUGHT AND IS MEANT TO BE SARCASTIC OR TAKEN AS A JOKE I WILL HIGHLIGHT IT BLUE!!! JESUS!!! Last edited by doctorsleep; 08-26-2010 at 10:50 PM.
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