1242: GET OUT OF MY LIFE!

lizsquiz · 09-01-2010, 07:46 AM

I (very) recently ended it with my boyfriend of 4.5 ish years.

So when 4 days later, he is listing himself on online dating sites, I couldn't help but investigate.

FULL of lies. Old photo (he actually had to ask me for some from about 3 years back). Not to mention the lack of tact, or respect, or whatever you call it when you "move on" while we still live together and I'm expected to wash your underpants.

Incidentally, in his searches, he came across the profile of a chick I used to work with. Pathological liar. I could go on and on about this chick (she was a police officer but she quit when her partner shot someone and she had to give evidence, she has a law degree, she owns multiple properties but the restrictions in her inheritance dictate she can't buy property she can live in, only to invest....OMG it goes on, I can't even...)

Doesn't make it worth the pain but does make it mildly amusing.

p.s. I realise I waffled a lot there. But you get the idea.

heyallyouassholes · 09-01-2010, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phooey

I want a like button

i wanted to like this!

better dylan · 09-02-2010, 09:43 AM

"no we like king of awesome... king of assholes is an ass"

Voice Mailbourne · 09-02-2010, 10:31 AM

I admit it. I was one of the people that had to check out that jamhole episode when this show was over. It felt a bit like buying OJ"s book.

DWarrior · 09-02-2010, 10:40 AM

For some reason it got me to check out Dawn and Drew show. Their fucking intro is 2 minutes!

The King of Awesome · 09-03-2010, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King of Assholes

She also said "How come you have to be the king of assholes? why can't you be the king of awesome?", that one kinda stung...

Now, I'm not going to hate on you because I really don't know you and I'm not too much of a hater anyway.

But this is hilarious. I just wish I wasn't a few days behind on episodes.

And you can't be the King of Awesome because there's only one. Me. And I signed up on KATG before you did.

Tell your girlfriend to give me a call some time. *shooter mcgavin*

stephenhicks · 09-15-2010, 04:53 PM

It's odd Keith brought up the whole "If the planes ran into the silos" argument, because Patrice O'neal actually did a bit about just that:

Patrice O'Neal - Moment of Silence Crispies - Video Clip | Comedy Central's Jokes.com

Preston Buttons · 09-17-2010, 11:24 AM

This is a little outdated but I kind of liked Tim Henson's fans attitude towards Jamhole:

The Jamhole - Freakipedia

DV put out a best of show this week dated from a couple of years ago where a caller left a message saying "fuck the jamhole" and an a reference to this link. It made me chuckle.

View Poll Results: Do you lie on your online profile to seem more attractive?
Yes	24	13.95%
No	148	86.05%
Voters: 172. You may not vote on this poll

09-01-2010, 07:46 AM	#61 (permalink)
lizsquiz Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 289	I (very) recently ended it with my boyfriend of 4.5 ish years. So when 4 days later, he is listing himself on online dating sites, I couldn't help but investigate. FULL of lies. Old photo (he actually had to ask me for some from about 3 years back). Not to mention the lack of tact, or respect, or whatever you call it when you "move on" while we still live together and I'm expected to wash your underpants. Incidentally, in his searches, he came across the profile of a chick I used to work with. Pathological liar. I could go on and on about this chick (she was a police officer but she quit when her partner shot someone and she had to give evidence, she has a law degree, she owns multiple properties but the restrictions in her inheritance dictate she can't buy property she can live in, only to invest....OMG it goes on, I can't even...) Doesn't make it worth the pain but does make it mildly amusing. p.s. I realise I waffled a lot there. But you get the idea.
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09-02-2010, 09:43 AM	#63 (permalink)
better dylan Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 290	"no we like king of awesome... king of assholes is an ass"
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09-02-2010, 10:31 AM	#64 (permalink)
Voice Mailbourne Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Montreal Posts: 10	If I Did It I admit it. I was one of the people that had to check out that jamhole episode when this show was over. It felt a bit like buying OJ"s book.
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09-02-2010, 10:40 AM	#65 (permalink)
DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Getting tired of pretending like I'm not a bitchin rockstar from Mars. Posts: 3,750	For some reason it got me to check out Dawn and Drew show. Their fucking intro is 2 minutes!
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09-15-2010, 04:53 PM	#67 (permalink)
stephenhicks Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 35	It's odd Keith brought up the whole "If the planes ran into the silos" argument, because Patrice O'neal actually did a bit about just that: Patrice O'Neal - Moment of Silence Crispies - Video Clip \| Comedy Central's Jokes.com
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09-17-2010, 11:24 AM	#68 (permalink)
Preston Buttons Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Toronto Posts: 408	Someone may have posted this before but... This is a little outdated but I kind of liked Tim Henson's fans attitude towards Jamhole: The Jamhole - Freakipedia DV put out a best of show this week dated from a couple of years ago where a caller left a message saying "fuck the jamhole" and an a reference to this link. It made me chuckle.
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