1278: Yinz vs. Jag Offs

Bucho · 10-26-2010, 01:31 PM

If there was a KATG's Smarmiest Dude contest running parallel to KATG's Hottest Girl then Sean's phone call is him not just figuratively showing his tits, he's also buck naked covered in honey with giant dildos in all his holes. Motherfucker wins by a landslide.

Medium Brumski · 10-26-2010, 01:57 PM

That call can't be for real, that guy sounded like a Family Guy episode when they're making fun of the elitest crowd. Are we sure he doesn't write for the New Yorker?

jmac · 10-26-2010, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by punk'n

How am I supposed to get my hands on a free KATG DVD now?!

I am so broken, I'm taking the next Greyhound bus to Reno to see if that skeezy fat guy from the bunny ranch will let me blow him so my self-esteem can be restored. Wish me luck, assholes.

Forget the bunny ranch. You can come watch KATG DVDs at my house.

But only if you're naked.

Jo_Culprit · 10-26-2010, 02:53 PM

That Sean guy is an insufferable, condescending douche.

his whole tone of voice was 'be impressed with me, im doing a PhD'. Fuck him and fuck that attitude, he talks like 12yr old girl with a superiority complex

rodimusprime · 10-26-2010, 03:15 PM

can't front it was cool to see Keith rail on a movie that I disliked too. Iron Man 2 was so bad and it was weird watching my friends say they enjoyed it.

DarkKnightJared · 10-26-2010, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Medium Brumski

That call can't be for real, that guy sounded like a Family Guy episode when they're making fun of the elitest crowd. Are we sure he doesn't right for the New Yorker?

Yeah--on the show he sounded a like he was either really drunk, really tired, or really unprepared. Semi-douche-y, but the kind that a lot of people are guilty of to some degree at least once in their lives. The phone-call, though, sounded like a goddamn cartoon.

Medium Brumski · 10-26-2010, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by andyoureuglytoo

In the hottest guy contest, Medium Brumski is showing off his arms for votes. Is that exploitation? Jukenstein showed his ass. TwoHumps has a nice stomach, which is going in the jerk bank. And is definitely the reason I voted for him.

In your honor I'll be sure to focus on my abs more in the upcoming round...Wait, jerk bank? Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

Ohz wellz, exploit away

ThePinkSuperhero · 10-26-2010, 05:52 PM

Smarmy Sean was looking for attention (let me argue with you on your show? who invites himself to be on someone else's show?), and he got it. Bravo, Smarmy Sean.

A DAMN FOG · 10-26-2010, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkKnightJared

Yeah--on the show he sounded a like he was either really drunk, really tired, or really unprepared. Semi-douche-y, but the kind that a lot of people are guilty of to some degree at least once in their lives. The phone-call, though, sounded like a goddamn cartoon.

I'll totally own up to being a smarmy ass, but I've bolded the two other aspects working against me yesterday. End result is the douche-dial turned up to 11.

Sparrow · 10-26-2010, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

(I love what I saw.)

we love you, too, mr. malley. *winks*

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Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,883	If there was a KATG's Smarmiest Dude contest running parallel to KATG's Hottest Girl then Sean's phone call is him not just figuratively showing his tits, he's also buck naked covered in honey with giant dildos in all his holes. Motherfucker wins by a landslide.
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10-26-2010, 01:57 PM	#62 (permalink)
Medium Brumski Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 660	That call can't be for real, that guy sounded like a Family Guy episode when they're making fun of the elitest crowd. Are we sure he doesn't write for the New Yorker? Last edited by Medium Brumski; 10-26-2010 at 05:38 PM. Reason: whoops
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10-26-2010, 02:53 PM	#64 (permalink)
Jo_Culprit Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: St Lucia Posts: 462	That Sean guy is an insufferable, condescending douche. his whole tone of voice was 'be impressed with me, im doing a PhD'. Fuck him and fuck that attitude, he talks like 12yr old girl with a superiority complex Last edited by Jo_Culprit; 10-26-2010 at 03:10 PM.
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rodimusprime Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,349	can't front it was cool to see Keith rail on a movie that I disliked too. Iron Man 2 was so bad and it was weird watching my friends say they enjoyed it.
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ThePinkSuperhero Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 319	Smarmy Sean was looking for attention (let me argue with you on your show? who invites himself to be on someone else's show?), and he got it. Bravo, Smarmy Sean.
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