It was like this ...

Keith's Brother: (Hmmm, there's a steak here on the menu called Burgundy Steak. Burgundy must mean the style of the preparation. I wonder what that entails.) "Hey, what does the Burgundy in Burgundy Steak mean?"

Keith's Dad: (Hmmm, I wonder what I can write about in my next letter. How to best use the mail for his business? Why the lord doesn't appreciate people living with their Jew ex-girlfriends? Phone sex advice?) "What's that son? Oh. Burgundy means it's Burgundy prepared."

Keith's Brother: (GAH!!! That's the obvious part!!! Why would my dad think I was so stupid I couldn't work out at least that much?!?) "Nooooooo, but whaaaat does Burgundy meeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaan?!?!"

Keith's Mom: It's prepared using Burgundy wine.

Keith: (Kill me.)

Chemda: (Keith's mom is so cute.)

Newsy: (I could be checking the hottest dudes thread right now while eating sweets and filming my roommates sleeping.)

This would make a good script for a saturday morning comic kinda thing, I wonder If lattaland would be up for making a katg comic series.

who is answering yes to the poll? How? Why?

Where?
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I'm going to guess religious idiots who don't listen to the show and are not able to fully comprehend the implications of that statement.

Someone voted yes on the are you a child molester poll, several people voted yes on the are you a liar on anonymous polls poll.

People can't help themselves. It's a compulsion.

Who are you and where's my friend hayroob!?

(nice to see your name finally, dougie)

Well, considering that "God's directives" are arbitrarily made up by mankind, then by definition they ARE "human praises." Hmmm.....I still vote no on the poll.

Nope, they would then be human directives. Besides, the people who believe they are entitled to communicate said directives claim to be voicing the word of god,not just "arbitrarily making them up"

Joseph Smith changed his church's concept of "revelations" after he realized that telling people they can talk directly to God takes all authority away from him -- so he altered it so that all "official" revelations come ONLY to the head of the Mormon church. He instituted their rule about polygamy because he couldn't keep his dick in his pants. Yes, they know full well that they are making shit up, and they make shit up to maintain their authority and power.

The true believers are usually the congregants. The guys in charge are fully aware of what they're doing to brainwash people.

So out of all the things I could comment on in this episode, the one that gets me to the keyboard is when Chemda mentions Jeremy listening to bird music. Her imitation actually reminded me of a song. I hope it matches what she was talking about.

Isao Tomita - Ballet of the Chicks in their Shells

it's only a minute long, thank the gods