1287: Bad Brains

fluxquanta · 11-09-2010, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JSZilla

I like the laugh so much. I sometimes even imitate it at work....To my discredit...

Agreed, I like the laugh, but I hate his "facts" that I often find myself cringing over.

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Originally Posted by HeyAnne

I think I might make my kids dig some holes - they need some sorting out and I want them to be very successful adults.

Make sure to check with local utilities to make sure that there's no pipes or wires running through your yard. You don't want to punish your whole neighborhood by having them cut a fiber line.

murple · 11-09-2010, 01:14 PM

as far as sports and gender ambiguity goes i think the most sensibly thing to do is if there is anything abnormal such as xxy chromosomes or gender reassignment sugary than the person should be forced to play with men(or with women if there is some sport in which women are better). that way there is no potential for abuse. it is better to be unfair to the one person than to be unfair to all the other competitors.

on another note i like matt b but wtf was up with his laugh. i dont remember it being so crazy last time he was on.

MadMaddy · 11-09-2010, 01:35 PM

I hate having a discussion with someone like Matt. If they disagree with you they just laugh like you are the idiot because they disagree with you. I have brain damage and I agree with Keith. I have been to some of the best goddamn brain doctors on the east coast and they don't know fuck. I think they should quit fucking poking around so goddamn much. I have horrible pain that will drop me to the ground since my accident, the cause, they say it's "central pain" no known cure. Unless I want them to do brain surgery and they can zap a part of my fucking brain. That might work, I am serious, might work. I told em to fuck off. They were sincerely shocked I didn't want them to PRACTICE medicine on me. Might work, fuck me.

I do like Matt, but he isn't right as much as he likes to think he is.

I sincerely would like to do a Dad-Off with Keith, I so would win...I really don't know for sure how many step-dads I had if that tells you anything. Not joking, really, and my real dad lets just say not a peach. We laugh about it now like it's the funniest thing in the world but other people not in our family look at us like we are either crazy or making it up. All true, seriously no one could make this shit up. When Keith explained heel to toe I got cold chills! That is exactly right, he would take me out in the woods to walk on leaves for hours to teach me to walk like a "lady". I laugh now but ooo boy.

DWarrior · 11-09-2010, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by murple

as far as sports and gender ambiguity goes i think the most sensibly thing to do is if there is anything abnormal such as xxy chromosomes or gender reassignment sugary than the person should be forced to play with men(or with women if there is some sport in which women are better). that way there is no potential for abuse. it is better to be unfair to the one person than to be unfair to all the other competitors.

This

HeyAnne · 11-09-2010, 07:32 PM

I am not transgender but I can answer the question about the PMS thing.

I had to have my uterus taken out due to complications during the birth of my 3rd child. They left my tubes so I didnt go into menopause.

I used to get the worse PMS - so bad I needed to be medicated to deal with myself. Since my hysterectomy I no longer get PMS.

Good news for me and my family and friends.

Bucho · 11-10-2010, 02:07 AM

I always get a kick out of Matt B on the show and can totally see why Keith and Chemda like him so much.

Totally.

TheDoc · 11-10-2010, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

it's weird how people still get polarized on matt so much

whatever, i dig him.

I dig him too - I was wondering why he was gone so long. He keeps the show amped and he is smart yet lets the show ride on it's own.

Multigroov · 11-10-2010, 10:03 AM

My step-father made us rake the lawn, THATS normal, but then we (my brother and I) had to rake like 10` into the woods around the property!

BrianAlt · 11-12-2010, 08:39 AM

Was looking at the show pics. If this is the guy that changes the clocks in the subway system...

...he's actually not a Transit employee. He's wearing a contractors vest. So NYC Transit apparently contracts out this function. Not that it's a huge difference.

fluxquanta · 11-12-2010, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianAlt

...he's actually not a Transit employee. He's wearing a contractors vest. So NYC Transit apparently contracts out this function. Not that it's a huge difference.

Then that makes even less sense. As they said on the show, it seems fucked that they don't just have station attendants do it themselves.

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11-09-2010, 01:14 PM	#92 (permalink)
murple Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 39	as far as sports and gender ambiguity goes i think the most sensibly thing to do is if there is anything abnormal such as xxy chromosomes or gender reassignment sugary than the person should be forced to play with men(or with women if there is some sport in which women are better). that way there is no potential for abuse. it is better to be unfair to the one person than to be unfair to all the other competitors. on another note i like matt b but wtf was up with his laugh. i dont remember it being so crazy last time he was on. Last edited by murple; 11-09-2010 at 01:16 PM.
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11-09-2010, 01:35 PM	#93 (permalink)
MadMaddy Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: North Carolina Posts: 46	I hate having a discussion with someone like Matt. If they disagree with you they just laugh like you are the idiot because they disagree with you. I have brain damage and I agree with Keith. I have been to some of the best goddamn brain doctors on the east coast and they don't know fuck. I think they should quit fucking poking around so goddamn much. I have horrible pain that will drop me to the ground since my accident, the cause, they say it's "central pain" no known cure. Unless I want them to do brain surgery and they can zap a part of my fucking brain. That might work, I am serious, might work. I told em to fuck off. They were sincerely shocked I didn't want them to PRACTICE medicine on me. Might work, fuck me. I do like Matt, but he isn't right as much as he likes to think he is. I sincerely would like to do a Dad-Off with Keith, I so would win...I really don't know for sure how many step-dads I had if that tells you anything. Not joking, really, and my real dad lets just say not a peach. We laugh about it now like it's the funniest thing in the world but other people not in our family look at us like we are either crazy or making it up. All true, seriously no one could make this shit up. When Keith explained heel to toe I got cold chills! That is exactly right, he would take me out in the woods to walk on leaves for hours to teach me to walk like a "lady". I laugh now but ooo boy.
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11-09-2010, 07:32 PM	#95 (permalink)
HeyAnne Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Western CT Posts: 182	I am not transgender but I can answer the question about the PMS thing. I had to have my uterus taken out due to complications during the birth of my 3rd child. They left my tubes so I didnt go into menopause. I used to get the worse PMS - so bad I needed to be medicated to deal with myself. Since my hysterectomy I no longer get PMS. Good news for me and my family and friends.
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11-10-2010, 02:07 AM	#96 (permalink)
Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,883	I always get a kick out of Matt B on the show and can totally see why Keith and Chemda like him so much. Totally.
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Multigroov Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2	What parents made us do My step-father made us rake the lawn, THATS normal, but then we (my brother and I) had to rake like 10` into the woods around the property!
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11-12-2010, 08:39 AM	#99 (permalink)
BrianAlt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 4,690	Was looking at the show pics. If this is the guy that changes the clocks in the subway system... ...he's actually not a Transit employee. He's wearing a contractors vest. So NYC Transit apparently contracts out this function. Not that it's a huge difference.
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