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Keith · 09-08-2005, 01:37 AM

This Friday, for the poker game, were letting in gay people.

emkje · 09-08-2005, 04:47 AM

Barbara Bush thingy reference:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_A..._and_queenship

klang · 09-08-2005, 06:41 AM

Hail the wankin' sleeve (story line starts here)

mef · 09-08-2005, 07:06 AM

"we had quesadillas today we couldn't have cheese in." "it's still pretty good."

Next up, a chicken salad sandwich. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065724/quotes

BlueCC · 09-08-2005, 07:22 AM

=Edit= What I meant was: Fuck you

unknownsoldier · 09-08-2005, 08:43 AM

About the whole Seriousa thing, what about "defacto wife/husband". In Australia, the law defines couples that are living together and want the same rights as those who are married in regards to Superannuation and benefits and such, as "defacto couples"

People who Aren't married but they live together as if they are would say "she is my defacto wife"

I'm not sure if you have that in America, but here it is REALLY common for people to use that.

Keith · 09-08-2005, 09:51 AM

And stupid.

tranzorz · 09-08-2005, 10:06 AM

Dude, that word you stubled over "Appleate" is pronouce "Apple - 8"

t-

MichaelG · 09-08-2005, 10:23 AM

How many more people are going to be playing Poker Chemda style? Letting the computer play for them in the beginning? We might as well not play, or just up the ante and force people to play.

I have used those booths, they have one next to a stip club, and one of the channels is a camera tot he stage. So it is like sitting at the stage and jerking off.

Tip: Use the quarters to change the channels, and wear sweat pants.

AlanRay · 09-08-2005, 11:07 AM

Keith, I have to tell you that you are wrong in saying "nothing beats the hand that god gave you" I'll tell you exactly what beats it. Fleshlight, it's way better than those crappy supposed pornstar pussies. The only downside is the price but it's worth every penny.

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unknownsoldier Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Melbourne, Australia (I'm 18 keith!) Posts: 166	About the whole Seriousa thing, what about "defacto wife/husband". In Australia, the law defines couples that are living together and want the same rights as those who are married in regards to Superannuation and benefits and such, as "defacto couples" People who Aren't married but they live together as if they are would say "she is my defacto wife" I'm not sure if you have that in America, but here it is REALLY common for people to use that.
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MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	How many more people are going to be playing Poker Chemda style? Letting the computer play for them in the beginning? We might as well not play, or just up the ante and force people to play. I have used those booths, they have one next to a stip club, and one of the channels is a camera tot he stage. So it is like sitting at the stage and jerking off. Tip: Use the quarters to change the channels, and wear sweat pants.
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AlanRay Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 256	Keith, I have to tell you that you are wrong in saying "nothing beats the hand that god gave you" I'll tell you exactly what beats it. Fleshlight, it's way better than those crappy supposed pornstar pussies. The only downside is the price but it's worth every penny.
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