135 - Behind the Scenes

[LD]

Couple of things ...

Papa John's is the best delivery pizza. I think it's the ingredients, they are just, I don't know ... better, so the pizza is better.
As comedian Nick Hancock once said: I saw a bumper sticker on a car today that read "I would rather be eating a Domino's Pizza." The only place I can think of where that would ever be true, is on a coffin.

I think that skinny girls should die. If by "skinny" you mean Paris Hilton, and by "die" I mean no longer be alive.

Every day I look in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am. Then I get the remote control and do the intro to the James bond films.

And the camera thing is not just a problem in reality shows. It happens in real documentaries as well. eg. Some guy is climbing to some secret hidden ruin up a mountain somewhere for the first time in forever ... camera crew behind him, filming the journey, voice over - "And this is where I came across the temple for the first time in 3 zillion years." Next shot is him walking into the temple for the first time and the amazed expression on his face FROM THE FRONT! What? Was an ancient documentary camera crew waiting in the temple for a fucking zillion years just to capture the expression on someone walking in for the first time?

Bad news for you Mr Explorer, it looks like your camera guy beat you to it.

[teerts]

Originally Posted by Fluffy

We'll give Keith a 'Little Blue Pill' and see if Chemda gets any sleep, then have them do a Viagra Report. Should make for an interesting show.

I'm interested in the viagra report.
Anyone else tried it recreationally?
It gives me a blue vision aura and my eyes and neck hurt.
It also lets me carry about 5 towels without using my hands.
/not really.

[AlanRay]

Originally Posted by tranzorz

No, you're a product of gorilla advertising my friend.

Never, ever should anything medically related be referred to by their colors. Wasn't that how people sold street pills in the 70's?? "Hey man, got any yellows? Nah, man. I've only got blues and purple pills. Try a purple, man. It's far-out!"

As I said, useless information. They call it "The Purple Pill" on the commercials, which I admit is pretty damn stupid. I'm sure nobody actually calls it that.

Originally Posted by LD

Papa John's is the best delivery pizza. I think it's the ingredients, they are just, I don't know ... better, so the pizza is better.

I don't know where you've been eating Papa John's but the one here sucks ass. They don't put enough sauce on the damn thing, all I can taste is the fucking cheese they pile it on so goddamn thick. Oh and another thing, who the fuck came up with chicken on pizza?, or steak on pizza, that's just fucking ridiculous. I prefer Little Ceasar's over any of the national chains. We have a place just down the street called 2 Fat Guy's Pizza, the best pizza I've ever had. They cook it in a brick oven and they put the right amount of everything on it.

[Johnson]

Keith,

I used to get heartburn a lot myself... and from hearing you describe the types of food you like.. you probably have the same problem I did... and it has very little to do with eating too fast...

You get the food caught in the your esophogous becuase your throat is damaged... and becuase you are eating such acidic foods, it is not getting the time to repair itself...

http://www.thewolfeclinic.com/acidalkfoods.html

The very simple cause of this... is... not enough fruits and vegetables. You are not getting enough akaline foods...
Interestingly enough (well, to ME anyway) many foods that are acidic DIGEST into a base. Lemons and Oranges being good examples, whereas Milk (which is a base) turns very Acid upon digestion.

If you eat a lot of meat and cheese (hamburgers, pizza, ham sammiches) you will likely get heartburn.
Try loading up a healthy portion of veggies next time you get that burger... get a bowl of broccoli to go with it instead of fries. Maybe an apple for dessert.

The longer you eat more akaline foods for the more the less you will get heartburn, if at all. (Obviously eating foods from the alkaline food list also have a whole bunch of other benefits)

[Ban Basher]

Chopsticks..... Nah, I use them all of the time and have learned how to shovel with them... The twenty minute rule works by breaking your meal into two portions. Eat the first portion, then wait a few minutes, then shovel in the second.

My better half is very good at eating this way. Me, I just scarf it in and then wait to see what she has left over. It drives her nuts when we are in restaraunt because I am done at least 10 minutes before she is - plus it screws up the waitstaff, they are never sure when to drop the check.

Good luck on your diet. I gave up on dieting and just force myself to run twenty minutes a day. Not losing weight, but not gaining it.

[tranzorz]

Keith, I can call my doctor and get antibiotics anytime I want. Granted, I know the symptoms of a sinus infection to a "T". I was a raging asthmatic as a child and had plenty of them. But to be able to call them up and say, "Yeah, yeah. Listen, yellow stuff is pouring from my nose. I have a sinus infection. Give me some pills."

I never stepped foot in the office. They just called it in.

They're drug dealers; simply.

[fatjanilane]

Originally Posted by The Girl

-oh my god our fans really think that i would punch someone to help them from choking to death.


-jermuhknee... i like it!

Not necessarily punch them, but before the Heimlich, people would (and still do) slap people on the back trying to disloge the clogged airway, which really is a bad thing to do.

[LD]

Originally Posted by AlanRay

I don't know where you've been eating Papa John's but the one here sucks ass. They don't put enough sauce on the damn thing, all I can taste is the fucking cheese they pile it on so goddamn thick. Oh and another thing, who the fuck came up with chicken on pizza?, or steak on pizza, that's just fucking ridiculous. I prefer Little Ceasar's over any of the national chains. We have a place just down the street called 2 Fat Guy's Pizza, the best pizza I've ever had. They cook it in a brick oven and they put the right amount of everything on it.

You should complain, the sauce is the best part. On the Papa site they have a visual check list (no joke) for your pizza. Is it lightly browned? Is is it sliced evenly? etc. Our local non-Papa delivery joints are the usual hack places who think that baking a base and smearing Dolmio and store cheese on it makes it a pizza.

Chicken on a pizza is awesome. For some reason people also think it's weird that sweetcorn is quite popular on pizza in the UK. Now pineapple ... that's a fucking fruit. Dessert doesn't belong on pizza.

Tomato doesn't count before someone points it out, it's just trying to be a fruit to sound more cool than the boring vegetables down at the grocery store. It's the fat friend of the cool kids at school.

[Keith]

I'm not into gimmicks, but chicken caesar pizza at the local whatever: best pizza I've ever had in my Life.

[Sparky_root]

fuckin' pizza party!!! that is so fucking halarious!

folks in the office are lookin' at me funny - too much laughing to myself in my cube