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View Poll Results: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Yes 85 52.15%
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Old 03-14-2011, 04:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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1353: Daddy Issues

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Old 03-15-2011, 09:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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This is Deandre: Sorry Keith,my computer was jacked up for a while.But I reinstalled windows.So I shouldn't be infected anymore.And no I won't make it this year to Apirl 15 the navy has me doing work and won't let me take leave for that time.But I am hoping to drive up there or some other event that you guys have this year.Thanks
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Old 03-15-2011, 09:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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totally caught

My boyfriend's best friend was visiting and staying with us. He saw that my boyfriend had left and so assumed I did too and was returning some of the pillows he borrowed to our bedroom. Covers were over me and everything but he totally caught me. When I was got up to go to work it was totally awkward. I told my boyfriend about it and he of course broke the tension when he got home by just calling it out.
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My boyfriend's best friend was visiting and staying with us. He saw that my boyfriend had left and so assumed I did too and was returning some of the pillows he borrowed to our bedroom. Covers were over me and everything but he totally caught me. When I was got up to go to work it was totally awkward. I told my boyfriend about it and he of course broke the tension when he got home by just calling it out.


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Old 03-15-2011, 09:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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actually, beerchick is the one that is on topic.


i feel soo lucky that i have never been caught jerking it. i have no idea how i've eluded my friends, the local police, and the CIA throughout my masturbatory antics.

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Old 03-15-2011, 09:54 AM   #6 (permalink)
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actually, beerchick is the one that is on topic.


i feel soo lucky that i have never been caught jerking it. i have no idea how i've eluded my friends, the local police, and the CIA throughout my masturbatory antics.
yEAH my bad.I didn't listen to the last few mins of the story.till after I wrote that lol
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Old 03-15-2011, 10:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
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actually, beerchick is the one that is on topic.


i feel soo lucky that i have never been caught jerking it. i have no idea how i've eluded my friends, the local police, and the CIA throughout my masturbatory antics.


You are lucky never to be caught! Caught twice once by my mom and another by my dad. Both made dinner that week very akward.
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Old 03-15-2011, 11:13 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Patent vs trademark

You can't patent a saying, those can be only trademarked - the most famous one is probably Michael Buffer, the boxing, MMA etc. announcer who has "lets get ready to rumble"

Patents are meant for inventions of physical objects, specific methods and/or processes
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Old 03-15-2011, 11:15 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I've been reading the GAN and also listening to this show for a lot of years and I just gotta say that I think Keith's dad is extremely abusive. Probably just stating the obvious but that guy has some mega emotional dysfunction that he just tortured his kids with.
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Old 03-15-2011, 11:17 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I started listening at about show 500. When I was catching up, I always listened to the latest show first, and then went back from 1. You can't be 3 years behind the whole time! Hehehe.

Also, re: the poll, I totally got busted by a female roommate in college. It really wasn't a big deal though.
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