1358: Heavenly Creatures

Junkenstein · 03-24-2011, 01:16 PM

I'm a qbouivcsnviucsivcndes-ist.

I believe god is a random aggreagate of letters typed from a keyboard. DO NOT JUDGE MY BELIEFS!

punk'n · 03-24-2011, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

i call myself Shamboobla the third, cause i think god is a giant bunny rabbit.

ZOMG me too! This is great, there's another member to my church! We meet every third Saturday at the bar and drink Jameson and eat jelly beans to honor our Bunnygod.

Junkenstein · 03-24-2011, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by punk'n

ZOMG me too! This is great, there's another member to my church! We meet every third Saturday at the bar and drink Jameson and eat jelly beans to honor our Bunnygod.

i'm planning to picket the church of babalooo. they're asses and they're stealing our internet.

Loki74 · 03-24-2011, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by punk'n

ZOMG me too! This is great, there's another member to my church! We meet every third Saturday at the bar and drink Jameson and eat jelly beans to honor our Bunnygod.

Hmmm…Your choice of Jameson's intrigues me and I’m interested in becoming a member...

Do I need to sell off all my possessions and sacrifice a virgin (Dr. Sleep preferably) or can I just believe in the possibility of a Bunny who is all powerful?

punk'n · 03-24-2011, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Loki74

Hmmm…Your choice of Jameson's intrigues me and I’m interested in becoming a member...

Do I need to sell off all my possessions and sacrifice a virgin (Dr. Sleep preferably) or can I just believe in the possibility of a Bunny who is all powerful?

If you sacrifice Dr. Sleep, I will make you the ruler of our religion.

Junkenstein · 03-24-2011, 01:40 PM

well, he might be a virgin so sacrificing him should please the great bunny god. but he doesnts strike me as pure, so....

Loki74 · 03-24-2011, 02:00 PM

It's worth the risk... plus un-pure virgins are harder to come by.

The Bunny must be appeased with blood and Fine Irish whiskey….

And lots of sex… I hope we can agree on that ‘cause that would be a deal breaker for me.

Junkenstein · 03-24-2011, 02:12 PM

of course, we have to attract people from catholics, so we fuck a lot and not only kids.

Blitzgal · 03-24-2011, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Cretaceous Bob

Apatheism is an actual word; the Dopler Sheep is dumb.

Dopler Sheep. LOL!

stulagu · 03-24-2011, 03:25 PM

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