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Ok, here we go...it shouldn't matter to you whether a girl is a virgin or not. It shouldn't matter if she's Asian, or short, or thin, or blonde, or right-handed.... It should matter if you find her interesting. Does she sound intelligent? Do you like her sense of humor? Do you have the same morals/values? You see women as objects, not people. Women are bad because they don't pay attention to you. They don't pay attention to you because they can tell you're sizing them up, something assholes do to women all the time. Talk to a girl. Talk to a girl that has something in common with you. Maybe she's old, or fat, or *gasp* a slut...but see what you find. Be nice. And girls will be nice to you. You're an egotistical fuck. Take a look around. It's not all about you and your ridiculous standards. You get what you give, doc.
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Secondly, looks matter, I was pretty sure that was the general consensus everywhere. |
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I even said that a girl is even more likely to have sex if she has the cool kind of personality that I would be into, so Ive grown to deal with it. |
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You're too picky, at this point in your life your only criteria should be "If she has a vagina, I'm in." and even then that's only in most cases. Get your dick wet where ever you can.
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I also happen to be short 5'7 and in a completely separate can of worms I would like to date a girl shorter then me even though I know that has nothing to do with who she is on the "inside" Punkn is just throwing some shit form a few months ago in my face that basically amounted to me being an asshole for having a type |
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THIS. You don't grow to deal with people. You accept them for who they are. Fuck. |
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I mean Ive grown in the sense that I have grown inside and matured a bit more to the point where I can now deal with the fact that unless I risk getting busted by Chris hanson any girl I date will probably have more sexual experience then me
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