137: Keith, Interrupted

[the big lebowski]

Originally Posted by wendigo

And I found this amazing...Did you know that the 'under God' portion of the pledge was just added in 1954???!!!!

yay mccarthyism!

My ex-wife had my name tattooed on her ass. It was in a ribbon across a heart. It was also her idea.

When we parted, it was a consolation to think that when the guy she left me for was doing her from behind ... that ass had my name on it. He-he-he.

I'm sure she's had it filled in by now.

Anyway, the point to anyone thinking of such a thing is to do it in a way you can have it filled in later.

[the big lebowski]

re: the plegde of allegance(<---sp?) issue

http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewid...l?itemId=18098

or at least the first 1:00 or so. the rest is pretty funny too.

[mef]

When we parted, it was a consolation to think that when the guy she left me for was doing her from behind ... that ass had my name on it. He-he-he.

Ya. You showed him.

[mcd007]

Originally Posted by The Girl

"Shut up, there's cum all over your bed and I'm cooking for you. What the hell? You're complaining?"

That should have been the quote for this show.

Originally Posted by mef

Ya. You showed him.

Well, you see mef, when you go after someones wife you don't have much going on in the way of self worth. Otherwise, you'd go get your own woman. So, yeah, when he saw my name on the ass of his conquest for the first time, it took some of the sheen off his victory. And, I'm certain it gave him a strong sense of security with his new love interest to know that she was able to be wooed away from someone she was willing to brand herself for.

Nice try, though.

[teerts]

Originally Posted by Tim F

I'm sure she's had it filled in by now.

Anyway, the point to anyone thinking of such a thing is to do it in a way you can have it filled in later.

The ass or the tattoo?

Originally Posted by teerts

The ass or the tattoo?

Now that's funny. Well done.

And, probably both.

[teerts]

Originally Posted by Tim F

Now that's funny. Well done.

And, probably both.

:-) glad you enjoyed.

[tw2113]

i found it to be a very entertaining sho