137: Keith, Interrupted

[LD]

I was at catholic school so I had to go to church every morning. It was a cathollic school so that was a given. We had some muslims in the school and they obviously didn't have to so they used that time to do homework. Bastards. I was always jealous of that. If you choose to go to a clearly religious school then suck it up. If you don't then you should not have to say it.

In the UK people are equally pissed that the national anthem of the country is "God Save the Queen." Not because of God but because a lot of people in the UK would rather have "God Save the Country" and have the queen beheaded in a revolution.

The queen doesn't need saving by God, she has lots of money and bodyguards for that.

[Paul]

I Belive Bill Bailey, a Britsh comedian put it best, I cant remember the quote but I will find it.

[LD]

Originally Posted by Paul

I Belive Bill Bailey, a Britsh comedian put it best, I cant remember the quote but I will find it.

Bill Bailey is awesome. If you find a link to the Insect Domination (?) song post it here.

[Fluffy]

I realize that there's some people who did not enjoy this show, however, I personally enjoyed it. I look forward to the KATG/Rachel Ray Sex Video to come out, following in the trend set by Paris Hilton, Fred Durst, Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson, etc etc etc. Imagine the ultimate threeway, featuring the following:
-Slathered in EVOO
-Keith finding a new use for the battlecry 'HUAR!"
-A fine soundtrack, including Hey Good Lookin - By Hank Williams
-Audio commentary by Keith, Chemda and Patrice 'That's Banannas!' 'No, the Banannas are coming up.'
-Premixed A-B Porn loops
-Available on DVD from Shite.com.

You owe me a dollar. Second thought, keep the dollar, just give Forum users first crack at the downloads.

[AlanRay]

Originally Posted by Fluffy

I realize that there's some people who did not enjoy this show, however, I personally enjoyed it. I look forward to the KATG/Rachel Ray Sex Video to come out, following in the trend set by Paris Hilton, Fred Durst, Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson, etc etc etc. Imagine the ultimate threeway, featuring the following:
-Slathered in EVOO
-Keith finding a new use for the battlecry 'HUAR!"
-A fine soundtrack, including Hey Good Lookin - By Hank Williams
-Audio commentary by Keith, Chemda and Patrice 'That's Banannas!' 'No, the Banannas are coming up.'
-Premixed A-B Porn loops
-Available on DVD from Shite.com.

You owe me a dollar. Second thought, keep the dollar, just give Forum users first crack at the downloads.

i would have to shoot myself if that came out, it's annoying enough hearing them talk about her, we don't need them having sex AND talking about her.

[earwitness]

what the fuck... Burns and Allen.

I nodded off around twenty-five minutes...
Keith, did you make it that far on playback?

[fannestbig]

Originally Posted by Tim F

Well, you see mef, when you go after someones wife you don't have much going on in the way of self worth. Otherwise, you'd go get your own woman. So, yeah, when he saw my name on the ass of his conquest for the first time, it took some of the sheen off his victory. And, I'm certain it gave him a strong sense of security with his new love interest to know that she was able to be wooed away from someone she was willing to brand herself for.

You remember in Dangerous Liaisons when the guy wanted to marry a young, innocent Uma Thurman because she had a "convent education"? Their revenge on him was to make her decidedly not a virgin. That's the kind of guy who would see the butt-tattoo as a sheen off his victory.

But somebody who goes after somebody's wife is a different kind of asshole. (Think "Scotty Doesn't Know" from the movie Eurotrip.)

He loves the double conquest. And every time he smacks her ass and sees that tattoo, he remembers that not only is he doing her, but also that she had somebody she was willing to brand herself for and he stole her away from that guy too. And it makes the sex just that much sweeter.

Unless it makes you feel better to think he's hurting. Then I'm sure he is. Good point.

[Forest1]

Well first off, it didn't seem Keith was too much in the show. This is probably because you had to re-do some of the gossip and it didn't seem as interesting the second time. Therefor, being the grateful listener that I am and even with the incredible power over this show that I posses, I'll let it slide.

Also, when you talked about the Olsen twins' producer not signing the Full House girls...weren't the Full House girls the Olsen twins?

[Keith]

I remember shrugging when that was said and thinking, "Oh who the fuck knows..."

[tranzorz]

Originally Posted by mcd007

That should have been the quote for this show.

In hearty agreement hear...that would have been better