1380: Set Tasers to Stun

[raym]

Originally Posted by scotticus

Here's the exchange with Ray as I was on the way out of the bathroom and he was on the way in:

Me: "Hey Ray, that was very fucking funny. Good job, dude!"
Ray: "Thanks man! Hey, here are my notes. You should put them up on the internet or something."
Me: "Oh wow, thanks!"

Here's the tweet: Twitter

And yes, machadi is valid shorthand for machete. I knew what you meant.

All right, first of all I did not say go put them on the internet, but I don't care that you did. Also, that was one of four or so pages? So please don't post anymore so that people can hear my jokes for the first time when they watch the roast. I think on this page I only said one of the jokes/ideas that were on this sheet, so this sheet is cool being posted. Yes, I'm a bad speller.
Luckily I have a computer that has spell check...although I didn't utilize it on those notes. Scotticus I still love you.

[scotticus]

Originally Posted by raym

All right, first of all I did not say go put them on the internet, but I don't care that you did. Also, that was one of four or so pages? So please don't post anymore so that people can hear my jokes for the first time when they watch the roast. I think on this page I only said one of the jokes/ideas that were on this sheet, so this sheet is cool being posted. Yes, I'm a bad speller.
Luckily I have a computer that has spell check...although I didn't utilize it on those notes. Scotticus I still love you.

You absolutely told me to! Maybe you didn't really mean it, but we were both drunk so who knows.... I absolutely will not post more pages. All jokes come from a good place and I still love you too, man.

Ray's set at the roast was absolutely killer. Buy the DVD, cocksuckers.