1402: Who Let the Porn Out

Keith · 06-03-2011, 05:16 PM

"Rape is so funny."

Ted Alexandro â€” Comedian

Fourbid · 06-04-2011, 02:34 AM

Listening to the show while I wait in the hospital to see if my mom broke her back or not... Still hilarious. Kudos to you, Malley.

Phaenix · 06-04-2011, 08:47 AM

Haven't finished listening yet, but I'm pretty sure rape is funnier than Woody Allen. Fuck that guy.

Junkenstein · 06-04-2011, 01:18 PM

Only woody allen movies i enjoyed where the very slapsticky ones he did in the early years. still havent seen annie hall. meh.

I remember looking at the documnetary included in the first "Seinfeld" dvd boxset. in that one David said he based the George character on himslef, so apparently he is really a neurotic douche. i think Louis CK did what he tried to do with "Curb" (which i never liked) but better.

Forrest Whitaker got an oscar for playing a psycho south african dictator. was good too. no sleepy eye or mannerisms (mostly cause the real guy kinda looked like him)

Thumbnail · 06-04-2011, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Fourbid

Listening to the show while I wait in the hospital to see if my mom broke her back or not... Still hilarious. Kudos to you, Malley.

I'm also in the middle of a health issue myself and katg never fails. Hope your mom is doing better... :/

DWarrior · 06-04-2011, 06:59 PM

I wonder how many of the "No" votes never cheated.

littlp · 06-04-2011, 07:25 PM

Funny story about finding other katg listeners- I found out Ro aka MissMilf worked at the same company as me right after we both participated in the hottest girls contest. And we both have katg tats.

littlp · 06-04-2011, 07:48 PM

Also with the mouth rape-the thing with these guys is that they are sadists and they get off on the power of forcing someone to suck them off. They get off on the fear and the tears. They are not interested in the technique but rather the power of demeaning someone

PeterBumps · 06-05-2011, 05:18 AM

Rape can be funny, but you gotta' do it right. You can't just go haphazardly raping. You gotta' act like you know what you're doing! Nothing's worse than crappy rape.

DWarrior · 06-05-2011, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by littlp

Also with the mouth rape-the thing with these guys is that they are sadists and they get off on the power of forcing someone to suck them off. They get off on the fear and the tears. They are not interested in the technique but rather the power of demeaning someone

Can you finish to that though?

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Fourbid Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: East Lansing, MI Posts: 246	Listening to the show while I wait in the hospital to see if my mom broke her back or not... Still hilarious. Kudos to you, Malley.
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Phaenix Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Portland, Maine Posts: 46	Haven't finished listening yet, but I'm pretty sure rape is funnier than Woody Allen. Fuck that guy.
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	Only woody allen movies i enjoyed where the very slapsticky ones he did in the early years. still havent seen annie hall. meh. I remember looking at the documnetary included in the first "Seinfeld" dvd boxset. in that one David said he based the George character on himslef, so apparently he is really a neurotic douche. i think Louis CK did what he tried to do with "Curb" (which i never liked) but better. Forrest Whitaker got an oscar for playing a psycho south african dictator. was good too. no sleepy eye or mannerisms (mostly cause the real guy kinda looked like him) Last edited by Junkenstein; 06-04-2011 at 02:06 PM.
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DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	I wonder how many of the "No" votes never cheated.
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littlp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,041	Funny story about finding other katg listeners- I found out Ro aka MissMilf worked at the same company as me right after we both participated in the hottest girls contest. And we both have katg tats.
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littlp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,041	Also with the mouth rape-the thing with these guys is that they are sadists and they get off on the power of forcing someone to suck them off. They get off on the fear and the tears. They are not interested in the technique but rather the power of demeaning someone
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06-05-2011, 05:18 AM	#9 (permalink)
PeterBumps Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1	Rape can be funny, but you gotta' do it right. You can't just go haphazardly raping. You gotta' act like you know what you're doing! Nothing's worse than crappy rape.
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