139: Who's Sicker?

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by debest

Seems to me that Keith gets kind of quite when Chemda talks about this. I wonder if he feel some sort of inadequacy from not being able to fulfill Chemda's needs. hmmmmm

I think he is taking notes; to plan on coming into the bedroom, a half hour before she is supposed to leave for a job.

I know, I am considering Hiring her and Showing up a half hour before she is supposed to show up for my Job. A free show before the clown show.

[Jeffa]

Keith,

If your still looking for bubble bobble, there is a few versions here!

http://www.download.com/3120-20_4-0....&search=+Go%21

[jdak]

i was looking at the top 100 and didnt see katg... so i did a search and nothing is coming up... i am still subscribed to it though... anybody know what is going on?

[the big lebowski]

so spaceboy, i see that you made it through the hurricane...congrats!

[Sparky_root]

Originally Posted by the big lebowski

hey sparky root...how's the fart mike smellin?

stankin! it's all Kyle's fault! geez the guy has gas!

we're giving you a shout-out next cast for puttin' up with that :-)

[the big lebowski]

that boy needs to carry around some toilet paper, you know...just in case.

[earwitness]

Keith and Chemda, you wanna know sick? Wait 'til you have kids...

LD, cut a dime sized hole in a piece of paper and try to fit a quarter through it.
Keith... I know you know this trick... if not.... I KNOW your dad does!

Chemda, if you go down the natural childbirth road... tearing is better than getting
snipped. It heals faster and is less painful in the long run... say doc... put a few extra
stitches down there for Keith's sake. Fuck it... just go for a C -section.

list people.... there is no way that Chemda is experiencing intense orgasms for eight hours.
They're probably those ho-humm-why-bother-lame orgasms. Keith, have you never given this girl a mind blowing orgasm for comparison? If you've had a couple or three massive attack orgasms, you wouldn't bother with playing with your pussy for six hours.

[earwitness]

Southern girls.... yes!

California girls.... most Northern California chicks NOT!
...isn't Dawn from there originally?

Hot women migrate to New York or LA... in that order.
The rest make it to the Northwest... or Alaska if they want a guy.

[mef]

3 laugh-out-loud moments during my morning commute. I'm starting to get worried looks from the other bus riders.

Can't remember what all of them were for now, but one was definitely the image of a young Keith getting carried away and slamming himself into a post. too funny. (This was pre-StarWarsKid, too.)

[the swede]

Hey keith a have a joke for you: a girl are shopping for groceries, when the clerk says: i see got some milk, bread and a cucumber i bet your singel! Yes youre right the girl answered how did you know that? Youre fucking ugly!