1395: Women are the Best

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

honestly being unable to smoke in most places helped me reduce my smoking to a pack every three weeks (i know that is still a lot for you healthnut cum guzzlers. its an addiction, its not easy to go cold turkey).

The main issue is that any smoking affects your body, even one cigarette a day. It is definitely an addiction and is definitely hard to kick, no arguments there. (But trying to be healthy doesn't make a person a faggot. Just want to point that out)

[Blitzgal]

For Keet, from Engrish Funny:

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

The main issue is that any smoking affects your body, even one cigarette a day. It is definitely an addiction and is definitely hard to kick, no arguments there. (But trying to be healthy doesn't make a person a faggot. Just want to point that out)

of course not, i just wanted an excuse to use the expression Cum Guzzler.

im not against happy people, i am just unnerved by those type of non smokers that Bill Hicks talked about. The ones that shout and fake cough at you and tell you about lung cancer like one doesnt already know about that.

that attitude applies to everything even beisdes smoke, cause smoke has the passive thingie. and i agree non smoking is the choice. but those type of people sound like someone who stares at me in a bar and tells me "do you know that drinking damages your liver, and brain cells. Youre just destroying your body".

to quote Doug Stanhope "didnt you have three kids? i could flip a coin in your vagina. and I'M destroying my body?"

and before someone starts saying that im advocating smoke, fuck you. i just dislike arrogance, even if its rightful

[Snarky]

Originally Posted by punk'n

Yeah I made friends with my neighbor that has the basement apartment last night. I live on the second floor and I never really thought about where I would go, because like the other person said, I'm completely desensitized to it. Just last week, I was out on my balcony talking to Face on the phone and he was like, "What is that noise?" and I replied, "Oh, that's just the tornado sirens, they're so annoying." Then I went back into my house and went to bed.

Usually tornadoes just hit the outskirts of the cities and affect one or two people. Having an entire city leveled really woke me the fuck up.

So that tornado warning that just passed us by was a huge reality punch in the balls. I was shaking in the stairwell with everyone in my building. At least 150 people. Wheeewww.. peed my pants a little.

Tom got to see a spinning funnel cloud in Leawood, but it didn't touch down. He can check that off his bucket list now.

[punk'n]

Originally Posted by Snarky

So that tornado warning that just passed us by was a huge reality punch in the balls. I was shaking in the stairwell with everyone in my building. At least 150 people. Wheeewww.. peed my pants a little.

Tom got to see a spinning funnel cloud in Leawood, but it didn't touch down. He can check that off his bucket list now.

I KNOW! Eeeeep! I just kept thinking, "I DON'T want to die in this hellhole surrounded by assholes."

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

to quote Doug Stanhope "didnt you have three kids? i could flip a coin in your vagina. and I'M destroying my body?"

Smoking is the same as having children. So says some dude who will never have children. <Shakes head>

Kids are a necessary evil to continue the human race. Smoking is not. Can't agree with Stanhope on this one.

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Kids are a necessary evil to continue the human race. Smoking is not. Can't agree with Stanhope on this one.

i could state how conitnuin the human race isnt that necessary but i dont really believe it.

i mostly think he was making a point about body damage in that way comedians do. interpeting comedy literally is like trying to measure music mathematically. or talking about sex in terms of exact timing.

[thelastknowngod]

Met Tim at bingo. Sat around for a little while shooting the shit after everyone took off. Really cool guy from what I can remember.. between fucking Julio buying me shots and Diane with the beers... lets just say it was a rough morning..



Bingo is awesome. I wish I was able to make it to the one in June. Oh well..

[Junkenstein]

Tim is hilarious by the way.

[Blitzgal]

Back when I was working for the state just out of college they had a ventilated room devoted to smokers. They didn't have to go outside, and no one in the rest of the building could smell their smoke. But the smoking bans got rid of these rooms. Having them stand in front of the building making this big cloud of crap is worse. It seems like there are better ways to go about letting people smoke but also giving non-smokers a way to avoid it if we want to.