1397: The Forgiven
 

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Forgiven!
 

You mean I'm forgiven for being a smoking douche that actually cleans up after myself and doesn't ash or blow smoke in peoples face?!?!

I'll think about forgiving you for giving me so much shit on the air -- I'll get back to you on that, but I have gladly accepted your forgiveness, and thank you!

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pmbailey

but not forgotten.

Spoke too soon
 

So I guess I spoke too soon.

I am a considerate smoker, like keeping track of my butts, but really the only time I do that is on the beach, or when walking down the street. When I'm at a public building I smoke where instructed to. It's really not that hard to believe, I have smoker friends that do the same thing.

So fuck you for being a douche! But that's ok, you're forgiven -- you know I'm a bigger man!

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pmbailey

You said I was NOT forgiven at about 52:04 -- I'm listening now

The Forgiven?
 

Keith,

Your forgiveness is very selective, especially when it comes to smokers. I find this unforgivable...you drunk ass piece of shit. If you weren't so adorable and extremely well hung...I'd whoop your no empathy having ass!!

PS: Luv ya Chemda!! & missing Lauren.

Can you imagine? I will not be a victim of my own healing. I am my own energy.

I can imagine -- I just used your healing against you, and you're right -- it has nothing to do with you, I FEEL GREAT!

I knew I kept listening to you guys for a reason (Chemda's usually the "reason"), but you're funny as hell, so you got that going for you.

I really love the show!

I'm going to step outside of my own house to smoke a cigarette, then put it out in a proper ashtray, then go to bed.

You're forgiven. You're forgiven, and --- You're forgiven!

:)

Holy balls you're self righteous, how has any woman ever put up with you in a relationship?