1397: The Forgiven

[Keith]

"Hug the toilet! It's Saturday!"


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[pmbailey]

You mean I'm forgiven for being a smoking douche that actually cleans up after myself and doesn't ash or blow smoke in peoples face?!?!

I'll think about forgiving you for giving me so much shit on the air -- I'll get back to you on that, but I have gladly accepted your forgiveness, and thank you!

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pmbailey

[Keith]

but not forgotten.

[pmbailey]

Originally Posted by Keith

but not forgotten.

You said I was NOT forgiven at about 52:04 -- I'm listening now

[pmbailey]

So I guess I spoke too soon.

I am a considerate smoker, like keeping track of my butts, but really the only time I do that is on the beach, or when walking down the street. When I'm at a public building I smoke where instructed to. It's really not that hard to believe, I have smoker friends that do the same thing.

So fuck you for being a douche! But that's ok, you're forgiven -- you know I'm a bigger man!

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pmbailey

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by pmbailey

So I guess I spoke too soon.

I am a considerate smoker, like keeping track of my butts, but really the only time I do that is on the beach, or when walking down the street. When I'm at a public building I smoke where instructed to. It's really not that hard to believe, I have smoker friends that do the same thing.

So fuck you for being a douche! But that's ok, you're forgiven -- you know I'm a bigger man!

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pmbailey

Even the considerate smokers are douchefucks. Ban it all.

[Blitzgal]

Keith, don't buy into the fake outrage on the right regarding Obama's Israel statements. George Bush and Bill Clinton have said almost word for word the same exact thing that Obama said in his recent speech. This media hysteria over it is nothing more than Fox News spin because they are deranged where he's concerned. And yes, I mean to say deranged. I've now heard three pundits on Fox News compare Obama to HITLER for this speech. It's fucking ludicrous.

Here is George Bush in 2008 (in Jerusalem, no less!) calling for a return to the 1949 borders. He said the same thing in 2005. And as I mentioned above, Clinton also made similar comments when he was President:
YouTube - Bush called for pre-1967 Israeli borders

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

Even the considerate smokers are douchefucks. Ban it all.

i smoke, does that mean im a douche? cause you're a douche even if youre a non smoker, so i guess the rule isnt so strict

[pmbailey]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

i smoke, does that mean im a douche? cause you're a douche even if youre a non smoker, so i guess the rule isnt so strict

I'm not defending all smokers just because I am one. As a matter of fact, I'm not defending ALL smokers at all. I agree that probably the majority are the flick it out the window or throw it on the ground type of douchebag smokers. But those kinda people piss me off almost as much as they do Keith. So not to be a hypocrite, I go out of my way to make sure I'm as "nice" of a smoker as I can be, and I absolutely don't litter.

[quietwlf]

Keith,

Your forgiveness is very selective, especially when it comes to smokers. I find this unforgivable...you drunk ass piece of shit. If you weren't so adorable and extremely well hung...I'd whoop your no empathy having ass!!

PS: Luv ya Chemda!! & missing Lauren.