1408: Pizza Be With You
 

"Guess where my phantom dick is now?"


Live from Outer Space | Comedian John F. O'Donnell

While I'm not sure that the situation is actually real it is plausible. Shannon is nobody's fool and I'm sure a lot of people in the same situation would act the same.

And tacos with you.

The joke was "can you make me one with everything."

I want to know how the hell they determined New York to be the least free state. Indiana not only voted to de-fund Planned Parenthood, they are close to implementing a similar immigration law as Arizona AND although it already is illegal to have any kind of civil union or gay marriage, they approved an amendment to define marriage as between a man and a woman. Plus we can't buy alcohol on Sundays.

First I wanna say Jfod is one of my fav guests, I love him. Didn't Gene cheat on Shannon with some model and it was an online sextape?

I love JFOD as well and was going through a little bit of withdrawal.

As for Gene Simmons, I believe it was the sex tape that Chemda was describing. He is known for cheating. And he clearly gave a shit about her in the way he kept half-assing calling her to come back onto the show. It was a painful interview to listen to, not because of content, but because everyone involved had no idea how to do a fucking interview. And I hate the fact that Joy was probably patting herself on the back telling herself its great television and that she is so super smart. So dumb.

JFOD doing his Dali Lama Assistant's voice = Greg Giraldo

Your point made me wonder how reproductive freedom figured into their ranking of freedoms. In short? It doesn't. Indiana is also the state that had a renegade attorney general who was digging through women's personal medical records trying to find who's had abortions, but it ranks #3 on their list of "most free" state.

I know I'm going to get attacked for this, but this is my problem with most self-professed libertarians. They are entitled straight white dudes who tend to focus only on issues that have to do expressly with them, and are perfectly willing to ignore any restrictions on women, gays, and minorities. That's just a personal observation.

This study is straight up bullshit.

Measuring Freedom & Government Intervention | Mercatus

YouTube - ‪Jessica Simpson and her fish or chicken tuna‬‏ dumb bitch

I tend to agree with you there.

A little bit more about that Greg Fultz douche. He's a controlling asshole. Even the local Right to Life group is backing away from supporting this billboard after they found out more about this guy:

Attention Shifts From Billboard To Tweets | KTSM News Channel 9

Even his assertion that she's lying about having a miscarriage is a total dick move. The American Pregnancy Association estimates that as many as 25% of pregnancies result in a spontaneous abortion, or a natural miscarriage. One in four pregnancies!

Miscarriage : American Pregnancy Association

Why can't the Dalai Lama vacuum in corners?

No attachments.

I am suprised that he got away with it. My cousin works for a company that produces road signs and also has a billboard business across 4 southern states. He told about 10 years ago they got into litigation because the Ku Klux Klan wanted to advertise on a billboard. Even though these are different scenarios somewhat there is a balance between free speech and spreading hate or humiliation.

Chemda, you were close so don't feel bad. You were thinking of bouillon cubes, to make soup stock.

Bouillon cube - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

She's making soup out of gold?!?!? That must be some expensive soup!!!!!! Bring another camera over please. Hey, tell them how you're making soup out of gold!!!!!!!

who cares if the Dali Lama knows Pizza - I know it and I just had a delicious one :D

Lives in a cave my ass.

the dalai lama has always lived in a palace/luxurious residence. thats why i think buddhism is a lie, preaches implicity and they have a palace. Christ did live in a cave, this guy is relatively rich.

http://static.panoramio.com/photos/o...l/12947214.jpg

His palace is so big it won't even fit on my screen!

i tried.

stupid google images.

I used to dig the Dalai Lama when I was a kid, I actually saw him at the SkyDome in Toronto a while ago. I loved his world view, especially in comparison to his religious leader "peers"... that is until about 2 years ago when I discovered he's against gay rights and finds homosexuality wrong.

And that's why religion is dead to me- to think that the one religion I thought promoted some sense and individualism would still be anti-gay. Fuck!

i doubt there will be ever a religion that isnt anti-gay. not cause its the right view but because most religions are supposed to speak to the public and the majority of the public doesnt tolerate homosexuality. same reason for how there will hardly be a politican who actually does something for gay marriage.

ADD: jesus does Gene Simmons sound like Uncle Schlomo the old jewish weasel

Very true. Looking back at history, you'll see that in many instances religion has changed some core beliefs and practices because of the public. I guess I had the Dalai Lama up on a pedestal since he doesn't promote the disgusting kind of ideals that other religions preach. But I learned that, in the end, they're all the same in one way or another. Live and learn, I guess.

He's only big because his religion is oppressed. If China let him have his Tibet, nobody would give a fuck.

yep. and zen is so overrated.

The chemistry between K, C and JFOD is so electrically hilarious my mp3 player literally caught on fire and exploded.

Literally.

I think if you do some more investigation into the story you will find out there's more there. He admitted he was wrong and apologized with the caveat that he was just an old monk raised in a monastic world which gave him no expertise to comment on matters like sexuality. One of the things I love about HH is that he responds honestly to crticism and he's an extremely intelligent pragmatic man with a foundation in science.

Ohh geez
 

I completely agree with Keith on all stances... Including the one where Joan Bearheart is fucking idiot!

This guy sounds like that red letter media guy who did the reviews on the star wars prequels.

Also, Saw this on colbert, seems relevant.

YouTube - ‪The Life Zone - Official Movie Trailer‬‏

I have a tough time listening to Keith go off when what he is complaining about isn't even what happened. He kept saying that the Dahlai Lama didn't know what Pizza was. First he doesn't speak English very well and the interviewer starts out saying that "the Dalai Lama walks into a Pizza Shoppe". So he doesn't understand what a a Pizza Shoppe is. Why would he know what a Pizza Shoppe is? I personally have never used those words to describe a place to buy Pizza, even though I do know that there is a franchise that calls themselves that.

I took it as he understood it as one word (pizzashoppe or peachashowp) that he didn't understand and he spoke to his translator for clarification. He then understood the Pizza Shoppe and didn't understand what was funny about "one with everything". He needs a better translator. All perfectly understandable.

Is English your language? :confused:

No, I speak forum.

After watching the original, I think I'm a bit more on Dalai Lama's side now:



It looks like he knew what a pizza shop was, it just didn't come to his mind immediately. The reporter just said that at the end to not make it seem like he was the tard in the situation. Also props at DL for laughint at the guy.

Reality TV & JFOD
 

I love that John chose Tom Waits as being the celebrity whose life he'd be into watching as reality TV. What a magnificently talented, quirky, moody, awesome person. He lives just outside of my town, and my husband serves him breakfast just about every other week (he sometimes goes out to breakfast with Mickey Hart of the Grateful Dead, and one of the guys from Counting Crows, which is just so bizarre to me). Friends have taken African dance classes with him, he helped jump-start a friend's car when she broke down, he's been observed yelling at his kids in the car in a parking lot, I've seen him at community dinners, coffee houses, and concerts locally. It's just so great to check in with him now and then. He's so elusive, and private, but it feels so surreal and magical to catch glimpses, like our own local sasquatch.

JFOD is hilarious. My new favorite guest. So funny, it hurts.