1416: Straight from the Tap

[Keith]

"You ready for today's, uh... prolapsed anus story?"


Costaki Economopoulos — The biggest name in comedy

[tandrew6655]

Speaking of prolapsed anus, here is a story written by the author of Fight Club.

PLEASE BE WARNED THIS STORY IS VERY GRAPHIC!
http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html

[PsychoLoco]

Costaki was referring to the shape of a human penis. It may be an old theory, but a recent book entitled "Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality" talks about it. The book talks about how in primates there are 2 types of male-female relationships. One is where the size of the male (being twice the size of females and bigger than all other males) ensures no other males can compete for females (i.e. gorillas). The other is where males and females are roughly the same size (i.e. humans), so other means for the males to ensure paternity are used. Gibbons are monogamous. Some apes' semen forms a plug to block other sperm. Humans evolved a uniquely shaped penis:

"Chapter 17 - The unusual flared glans of the human penis forming the coronal ridge, combined with the repeated thrusting action characteristic of human intercourse—ranging anywhere from ten to five hundred thrusts per romantic interlude—creates a vacuum in the female’s reproductive tract. This vacuum pulls any previously deposited semen away from the ovum, thus aiding the sperm about to be sent into action. But wouldn’t this vacuum action also draw away a man’s own sperm? No, because upon ejaculation, the head of the penis shrinks in size before any loss of tumescence (stiffness) in the shaft, thus neutralizing the suction that might have pulled his own boys back. Very clever."

Sadly, I'm sure 10 thrusts is more than many guys can last, but humans are still the love machines of the ape world:

"It bears repeating that the human penis is the longest and thickest of any primate’s—in both absolute and relative terms. And despite all the bad press they get, men last far longer in the saddle than bonobos (fifteen seconds), chimps (seven seconds), or gorillas (sixty seconds), clocking in between four and seven minutes, on average."

[whatotherway]

Originally Posted by PsychoLoco

Costaki was referring to the shape of a human penis...[/INDENT]

But if you are going to compare humans to chimps and other primates, you must include the fact that chimps, (and other primates) have penis spines, that can cause damage to the females genitalia, so that after they mate, they often don't want to for a while and will reject male advances. Whereas human females don't normally (or at least shouldn't) get damaged during sex.

We lost our penis spines, and some researchers are linking the genes that create them in other primates, have been modified to not produce them, but they also may be the ones that increase our brain size and reduce our muscle strength instead.

Chimp muscles have twice the strength that human muscles do. And that decrease may have helped our skulls to increase in size as well as our jaws, as well allow us more control with our fingers and hands, so that we can build better tools.

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by whatotherway

We lost our penis spines

Thank goodness for that.

[sklXbns]

Women withholding sex until the men finally meet the demands of their female counterparts isn't anything new. The Greek play "Lysistrata" is proof of that. In that play, and in the case of the wives and girlfriends in a Central Columbian gang, saying no to the nookie actually works. The women get their way and the violence stops. But, let's be honest here. The ancient Greeks were all a bunch of fruits. And if you want to make the argument, "Those times were different. Shitting the the streets and man/boy love was perfectly fine. 400 BC was such a more simple and innocent time", fine. Have a look a Greece today. They still don't have their shit together. Get your globe, Keith. Greece needs to go.

[Blitzgal]

Nothing is crazier than a duck dick. The females get gang banged, so over time they've developed this bizarre, circuitous vaginal tract. And in response, the males have developed corkscrew dicks.

Unraveling the Mysteries of Duck Mating

[unohisname]

Keith didnt qoute me right. I mean i dont get how anyone can vote for the attitude over the rat. I think the rat is so much worst. And yes their are few rats out to sea. And yes i do hate them lol.

[Keith]

I quoted you exactly. You actually say this stuff.

[unohisname]

Originally Posted by Keith

I quoted you exactly. You actually say this stuff.

Ok keith maybe. I didnt say it right. But now u know what i meant. I will proof ready better next time