143: The Porn Shop

[Keith]

"You can run back with your dick in your hand and press 'ALL IN'."

[ryancurtis]

i hope everyone is feeling healthy..
on with the show.

[Fluffy]

I'm waiting now, because I know sooner or later, someone's going to join the forum...


'Hi. I first got exposed to KATG in a Porn Shop in Vancouver..."

Instant street cred around here.

[emkje]

Hilarious show! Thank you!

Chemda: Krya p dig! *

Keith: I agree, The Exorcist is dull and pointless. That it's old and perhaps shocked audiences 79 is not an excuse. It's best in the 30 second bunny theatre version. http://www.angryalien.com/0204/exorcistbunnies.html





* It means get well soon in Swedish

[serial_x]

Haha, easily the funniest show i've heard so far.

I'm a big horror movie fan but i thought The Exorcist sucked too. I had worst nightmares after seeing Robocop 2, that brain and spine it the jar freaked the shit out of me for a few months.

[Jeffa]

Keith,

I know what you mean, the back cover has got smoo everywhere, it looks like an enormous fuckfest, only to get it home and realise its the same two people fuckin the whole way through, with WAY TOO MUCH storyline, you recheck the cover and realise those people are'nt even in the movie.

You feel like returning it to the porn shop explaining, "there is no-where near enough fuckin in this movie", I demand a refund, but you dont cause you dont want to seem like a weirdo!

Thats why porn movies should be reviewed in your local newspaper, and to take the weirdness out of it they should be sold at large department stores like K-mart and Target with vibrators and other sex crap! Right inbetween Sporting Goods and Homewares, theres a new department called "Fuck'in"

[cognitiveg]

My parents house used to have a toliet that would allways clog so my dad went out and bought a jet propelled flushing system that shook the plumbing of the house. But it worked my brother and I couldnt clog the damn thing and trust me we tried

[lat]

I've never met a toilet I couldn't clog. Even those turbo industrial toilettes that are at gas stations. Give me two days, a bunch of Chicken Wings and Cheese and I will plug that shit.
BTW that idea for a plunger cleaner is fucking brilliant. But it would definately have to be different from something like a toilette brush....Maybe something atached to the bottom that scrapes it out.

[LD]

the summary that Keith reads at the beginning should be the new show description on iTunes.

[LD]

Porn Shop Guy from Vancouver should phone in with some stories. He writes a good letter.