143: The Porn Shop

Patrice · 09-28-2005, 06:23 PM

I liked the Porn clerks letter. Reminded me of the "True Porn Clerk Stories" site from a few years ago.

http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/tpcs1.php

debest · 09-29-2005, 03:31 PM

"The Exorcist" movie will always have a special place in my heart.

When I was about 10 years old, I lived in Southern California. One night my parents went out to party and left me home alone. I sat in front of the tube to see if there were any boobies on HBO. Big mistake!! "The Exorcist" was playing instead. At the time I was an alterboy, so I totally bought into the story. I was particularly freeked out because the move said that it was based on a true story (I think). I can remember not wanting to watch anymore, but I was took scared to get up and change the channel.

Just a couple days later, we had a pretty good earthquake (6.6) with aftershocks lasting throughout the night. I was scared shitless because my bed was bouncing around with me on it, just like in the movie. I remember wondering if I was possessed.

It still wet myself when someone bumps my bed when I'm sleeping. My therapist tells me that I should watch the movie again as an adult. I don't know.

bruceatk · 09-29-2005, 08:10 PM

They do make a plunger cleaner. It's called a toilet.

If you did a good job plunging then use the next flush or two to clean the plunger.

Bruce

legobuff · 09-30-2005, 12:50 PM

One more fun thing about KungFu Hustle... The english sound track does not match the subtitles displayed. Great mindless movie.

drunkenrobot · 09-30-2005, 03:28 PM

Wow... I got through two episodes before I realized it was a guy. He's probably the most irritating person alive, except for maybe his side-kick.... I'd rather be forced to listen to Dawn and Drew!

027 · 10-12-2005, 06:24 PM

could u post the full length song thats played at the end of this show?

*EDIT*
The song is "George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People" by The Legendary KO

http://www.archive.org/download/Geor...lackPeople.mp3

cognitiveg · 10-14-2005, 07:27 AM

So as a young lad I had a produce job at the local Grocery Store. And I allways took great pleasure in arranging the fall gourds and squashes into pornographic displays. I dont know how many people actually took note but It was allways fun. So next time your croping a feel on those mellons take a closer look. Oh and dont break a group of banannas into pieces. If fucking pisses me off.

09-28-2005, 06:23 PM	#11 (permalink)
Patrice Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 438	I liked the Porn clerks letter. Reminded me of the "True Porn Clerk Stories" site from a few years ago. http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/tpcs1.php
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09-29-2005, 03:31 PM	#12 (permalink)
debest Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 22	Exorcist Movie "The Exorcist" movie will always have a special place in my heart. When I was about 10 years old, I lived in Southern California. One night my parents went out to party and left me home alone. I sat in front of the tube to see if there were any boobies on HBO. Big mistake!! "The Exorcist" was playing instead. At the time I was an alterboy, so I totally bought into the story. I was particularly freeked out because the move said that it was based on a true story (I think). I can remember not wanting to watch anymore, but I was took scared to get up and change the channel. Just a couple days later, we had a pretty good earthquake (6.6) with aftershocks lasting throughout the night. I was scared shitless because my bed was bouncing around with me on it, just like in the movie. I remember wondering if I was possessed. It still wet myself when someone bumps my bed when I'm sleeping. My therapist tells me that I should watch the movie again as an adult. I don't know.
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09-29-2005, 08:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
bruceatk Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Loudon, NH Posts: 45	They do make a plunger cleaner. It's called a toilet. If you did a good job plunging then use the next flush or two to clean the plunger. Bruce
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09-30-2005, 12:50 PM	#14 (permalink)
legobuff Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Papillion, NE Posts: 4	Kfh One more fun thing about KungFu Hustle... The english sound track does not match the subtitles displayed. Great mindless movie.
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drunkenrobot Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Canada, the greatest country on earth Posts: 26	Fox and the City is ultra annoying Wow... I got through two episodes before I realized it was a guy. He's probably the most irritating person alive, except for maybe his side-kick.... I'd rather be forced to listen to Dawn and Drew!
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10-12-2005, 06:24 PM	#16 (permalink)
027 Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6	could u post the full length song thats played at the end of this show? EDIT The song is "George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People" by The Legendary KO http://www.archive.org/download/Geor...lackPeople.mp3
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10-14-2005, 07:27 AM	#17 (permalink)
cognitiveg Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Houston TX Posts: 72	About the Porn So as a young lad I had a produce job at the local Grocery Store. And I allways took great pleasure in arranging the fall gourds and squashes into pornographic displays. I dont know how many people actually took note but It was allways fun. So next time your croping a feel on those mellons take a closer look. Oh and dont break a group of banannas into pieces. If fucking pisses me off.
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