145: Doug Stanhope

LD · 10-01-2005, 12:02 AM

damn, before people get confused I'd better say that Keith and Chemda will not be creeping into the bedroom of Big Bad's co-worker in full make up to stab him to death. Nor do they have a fresh patch of cement in the basement with Patrice buried beneath it.

That was intended as a humorous reference only.

Well, they might have fresh cement in the basement as a result of some renovation or building work, but Patrice is not under it.

Ad-Rock · 10-01-2005, 05:20 AM

Fuck Dane Cook. He is a spaz. I saw his bit about "how different races fight". It was funny about the 1st 15 times I saw it. Speaking of which, big pet peeve of mine: paying $20 to see a comic do the exact same set he did a year ago at the same fucking club. Last year my wife and I went to see Kevin Pollack at the Funnybone in Columbus,OH. He was pretty funny with his impressions and what not. Recently saw him again at the same venue and it was a WORD FOR WORD repeat. C'mon BITCH!! you're a moviestar hire some douche to write you some new material. Now I got $80 invested in this B-lister between me and my wifes tickets. It makes me not want to see the same comic twice, even if he was good the first time. Fuckin' comedians.

Wolfaahhooo · 10-01-2005, 12:23 PM

The Porn clerk is some serious funny shit! Was bustn' a rib, nice work.

MichaelG · 10-01-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by LD

Well, they might have fresh cement in the basement as a result of some renovation or building work, but Patrice is not under it.

When was Patrice last post on the forum?? and Her Website has not be updated since early Thursday Morning. Mysterious.

Can someone Book a Hooker and see if Patrice Answers???

The Jays · 10-01-2005, 09:39 PM

I like how he got into the troubles of the Girls Gone Wild people. Having a joke about a phone bank for cancellations with the guy you're hiring to sell your product isn't smaat.

Oblivion · 10-04-2005, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eri

literally means "royal vaginal yeast"

[. . .]

Anyone else wanna hit that?

Never again, man. Never again.

drunkenrobot · 10-20-2005, 08:02 PM

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10-01-2005, 12:02 AM	#11 (permalink)
LD Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NC and straight on 'til morning Posts: 305	damn, before people get confused I'd better say that Keith and Chemda will not be creeping into the bedroom of Big Bad's co-worker in full make up to stab him to death. Nor do they have a fresh patch of cement in the basement with Patrice buried beneath it. That was intended as a humorous reference only. Well, they might have fresh cement in the basement as a result of some renovation or building work, but Patrice is not under it.
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10-01-2005, 05:20 AM	#12 (permalink)
Ad-Rock Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 2	Re: bit repeaters Fuck Dane Cook. He is a spaz. I saw his bit about "how different races fight". It was funny about the 1st 15 times I saw it. Speaking of which, big pet peeve of mine: paying $20 to see a comic do the exact same set he did a year ago at the same fucking club. Last year my wife and I went to see Kevin Pollack at the Funnybone in Columbus,OH. He was pretty funny with his impressions and what not. Recently saw him again at the same venue and it was a WORD FOR WORD repeat. C'mon BITCH!! you're a moviestar hire some douche to write you some new material. Now I got $80 invested in this B-lister between me and my wifes tickets. It makes me not want to see the same comic twice, even if he was good the first time. Fuckin' comedians.
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10-01-2005, 12:23 PM	#13 (permalink)
Wolfaahhooo Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 6	Porn clerk The Porn clerk is some serious funny shit! Was bustn' a rib, nice work.
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10-01-2005, 09:39 PM	#15 (permalink)
The Jays Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 2	Girls Gone Wild I like how he got into the troubles of the Girls Gone Wild people. Having a joke about a phone bank for cancellations with the guy you're hiring to sell your product isn't smaat.
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10-20-2005, 08:02 PM	#17 (permalink)
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