1451: Irene

Keith · 08-26-2011, 05:36 PM

"I'm telling you this is dangerous. Get the fuck out."

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Bucho · 08-26-2011, 08:39 PM

New York needs a cleansing? Nevermind Taxi Driver, sounds like Keith is finally coming round to McNally's way of thinking.

Also, instead of ruining women's names by calling hurricanes after them they should name hurricanes based on other things people should be afraid of. Like "Hurricane Rattlesnake" or "Hurricane Malaria" or "Hurricane Depleted Uranium". Or "Hurricane Elderly Woman On The Subway".

Bucho · 08-26-2011, 09:38 PM

If you "don't get it" just ask yourself this:

If the power grid went down for three days what would I need?

Stocking up has nothing to do with the Apocalypse, just a good old fucking in the ass of the region's services and infrastructure by Ma Nature with a mammoth strap-on. Or the Illuminati. Whichever strikes first.

Montucky Jess Jess · 08-26-2011, 10:36 PM

So... some tree-hugger once told me that all the oil we took from the ground was once lubricating all the 'continental plates' and now that they are not lubed up - they are causing friction, (not unlike that one absolute whore partner you used to have that was gross, but would totally get drunk and just be like, 'Yeah, throw it in - I'm outta oil") in the form of more and more earthquakes....
Any smart KatG-er know anything about this?
Would Keith , Chemda, and Crew ever move the base of operations, if forced to leave NYC??
The implications! That's at least 95 KatG tat touch-ups... What shape is Pennsylvania? Wyoming, perhaps? It'd be cheaper...

Keith · 08-26-2011, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucho

If you "don't get it" just ask yourself this:

If the power grid went down for three days what would I need?

Apparently 60 gallons of water and 30 cans of beans.

Bucho · 08-26-2011, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

Apparently 60 gallons of water and 30 cans of beans.

Can't punch waves on an empty stomach. Or bladder.

v00deux · 08-27-2011, 01:55 AM

Yeah I don't really think that's true. According to all-knowing wikipedia Petroleum - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia oil had been used in some capacity for a long time but our need to drill for it-really suck up all of it we could-wasn't until the combustion engine changed the way we travelled. Earthquakes (and their buddies tsunamis) were happening long before that.

eta:
What is there, exactly, to "not get" about stocking up on food & water when there's a possibility you could be stuck with no power for awhile? We don't get hurricanes here (just tornadoes hur) but the longest the power was out was during ice storms, twice in my life I've been with no power for a week while everything was covered with ice. Stores run out of stuff immediately, good luck finding stuff like bread or milk. You eat your canned soup that you heated up using the generators power (if you're lucky enough to have one) and you like it.

quietwlf · 08-27-2011, 02:16 AM

Why can't I vote?

quietwlf · 08-27-2011, 02:23 AM

Voted through poll comment's back door.

Emelath · 08-27-2011, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

Apparently 60 gallons of water and 30 cans of beans.

and a non electric can opener! I had friends in South texas .. all prepared even with radio batteries flashlight cans of food etc... Then they realized they didn't have a non electric can opener.. FAIL!

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Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,883	New York needs a cleansing? Nevermind Taxi Driver, sounds like Keith is finally coming round to McNally's way of thinking. Also, instead of ruining women's names by calling hurricanes after them they should name hurricanes based on other things people should be afraid of. Like "Hurricane Rattlesnake" or "Hurricane Malaria" or "Hurricane Depleted Uranium". Or "Hurricane Elderly Woman On The Subway".
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08-26-2011, 09:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,883	If you "don't get it" just ask yourself this: If the power grid went down for three days what would I need? Stocking up has nothing to do with the Apocalypse, just a good old fucking in the ass of the region's services and infrastructure by Ma Nature with a mammoth strap-on. Or the Illuminati. Whichever strikes first.
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08-26-2011, 10:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
Montucky Jess Jess Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 153	KatG Relocate? So... some tree-hugger once told me that all the oil we took from the ground was once lubricating all the 'continental plates' and now that they are not lubed up - they are causing friction, (not unlike that one absolute whore partner you used to have that was gross, but would totally get drunk and just be like, 'Yeah, throw it in - I'm outta oil") in the form of more and more earthquakes.... Any smart KatG-er know anything about this? Would Keith , Chemda, and Crew ever move the base of operations, if forced to leave NYC?? The implications! That's at least 95 KatG tat touch-ups... What shape is Pennsylvania? Wyoming, perhaps? It'd be cheaper...
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08-27-2011, 01:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
v00deux Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: OKC represent Posts: 56	oil lubes the tectonic plates? Yeah I don't really think that's true. According to all-knowing wikipedia Petroleum - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia oil had been used in some capacity for a long time but our need to drill for it-really suck up all of it we could-wasn't until the combustion engine changed the way we travelled. Earthquakes (and their buddies tsunamis) were happening long before that. eta: What is there, exactly, to "not get" about stocking up on food & water when there's a possibility you could be stuck with no power for awhile? We don't get hurricanes here (just tornadoes hur) but the longest the power was out was during ice storms, twice in my life I've been with no power for a week while everything was covered with ice. Stores run out of stuff immediately, good luck finding stuff like bread or milk. You eat your canned soup that you heated up using the generators power (if you're lucky enough to have one) and you like it. Last edited by v00deux; 08-27-2011 at 02:12 AM.
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08-27-2011, 02:16 AM	#8 (permalink)
quietwlf Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6	Can't vote Why can't I vote?
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08-27-2011, 02:23 AM	#9 (permalink)
quietwlf Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6	Nevermind can't vote Voted through poll comment's back door.
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