1454: Double Standard
 

"I can't be bad after I put that dick in the place of my pussy ga ga Goh-OH!"


Comedian Pat Dixon

On the topic of; “what did you do?” I think its not necessarily a question of shifting blame, or implying that the person brought it on themselves. Its more that its such an outstanding story, that the person is actually saying; “wow what series of events happened to create that situation?” But since most people don’t speak that way it comes out as, “what did you do?”

About cops fucking everywhere; Tons of women have cop fetishes and I would guess that in most metropolitan areas, any halfway decent looking cop in average shape has their choice of groupies. So I would assume that the police officers being caught are only the tip of the iceberg.

havent seen it yet, but i voted pat dixon just to bother jesse....

im a deuche....

Pat was as funny as always but I just cannot listen to his podcast. I tried starting with the one that Chemda was on but after the first story, I thought - even with the jokes, this is far to depressing to listen to.

The Gatorade Bottle segment! Holy shit, I was listening live at work and losing my shit. "Do you understand your competition is $1.19 at RiteAid." I fucking love it.

I just watched the Roast last night, Aces 10+! I had to vote Jesse because as Roastmaster, he had not only the opening but also the introductions, which gave opportunities to drop jokes all over the place.

I just watched the VMA's and Keith wasnt kidding...Lady Gaga is fricken insaneeeeee...
And it was like a shitty Andrew Dice clay impression.. I couldnt believe what I was watching

apparently hses been doing this Guido character for a while. she says its based on a person she dated. ah jesus christ.

I have never laughed at any other episode of the show like I did today during keith's Lady Gaga impression.

Isn't saying "What did he do?" of the castrated husband the equivalent of saying "What was she wearing?" of a rape victim? Or perhaps even worse?

EDIT: Pat just made that point too.