1454: Double Standard

Keith · 08-31-2011, 04:02 PM

"I can't be bad after I put that dick in the place of my pussy ga ga Goh-OH!"

Comedian Pat Dixon

invader · 08-31-2011, 07:41 PM

On the topic of; “what did you do?” I think its not necessarily a question of shifting blame, or implying that the person brought it on themselves. Its more that its such an outstanding story, that the person is actually saying; “wow what series of events happened to create that situation?” But since most people don’t speak that way it comes out as, “what did you do?”

About cops fucking everywhere; Tons of women have cop fetishes and I would guess that in most metropolitan areas, any halfway decent looking cop in average shape has their choice of groupies. So I would assume that the police officers being caught are only the tip of the iceberg.

Sorin Markov · 08-31-2011, 08:26 PM

havent seen it yet, but i voted pat dixon just to bother jesse....

im a deuche....

WittyReference · 08-31-2011, 08:58 PM

Pat was as funny as always but I just cannot listen to his podcast. I tried starting with the one that Chemda was on but after the first story, I thought - even with the jokes, this is far to depressing to listen to.

Newsy · 08-31-2011, 09:27 PM

The Gatorade Bottle segment! Holy shit, I was listening live at work and losing my shit. "Do you understand your competition is $1.19 at RiteAid." I fucking love it.

v00deux · 08-31-2011, 10:14 PM

I just watched the Roast last night, Aces 10+! I had to vote Jesse because as Roastmaster, he had not only the opening but also the introductions, which gave opportunities to drop jokes all over the place.

dori · 09-01-2011, 05:55 AM

I just watched the VMA's and Keith wasnt kidding...Lady Gaga is fricken insaneeeeee...
And it was like a shitty Andrew Dice clay impression.. I couldnt believe what I was watching

Junkenstein · 09-01-2011, 06:13 AM

apparently hses been doing this Guido character for a while. she says its based on a person she dated. ah jesus christ.

Jonny Face · 09-01-2011, 07:14 AM

I have never laughed at any other episode of the show like I did today during keith's Lady Gaga impression.

Phaenix · 09-01-2011, 09:42 AM

Isn't saying "What did he do?" of the castrated husband the equivalent of saying "What was she wearing?" of a rape victim? Or perhaps even worse?

EDIT: Pat just made that point too.

View Poll Results: The KATG Roast: Who was better? (Announcing results when Jesse is on next)
Jesse Joyce	48	57.83%
Pat Dixon	35	42.17%
Voters: 83. You may not vote on this poll

08-31-2011, 04:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
Keith Titttttiiiieees!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 4,765	1454: Double Standard "I can't be bad after I put that dick in the place of my pussy ga ga Goh-OH!" Comedian Pat Dixon
(Offline)

08-31-2011, 07:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
invader Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Inside your head Posts: 156	On the topic of; “what did you do?” I think its not necessarily a question of shifting blame, or implying that the person brought it on themselves. Its more that its such an outstanding story, that the person is actually saying; “wow what series of events happened to create that situation?” But since most people don’t speak that way it comes out as, “what did you do?” About cops fucking everywhere; Tons of women have cop fetishes and I would guess that in most metropolitan areas, any halfway decent looking cop in average shape has their choice of groupies. So I would assume that the police officers being caught are only the tip of the iceberg.
(Offline)

08-31-2011, 08:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sorin Markov Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 40	havent seen it yet, but i voted pat dixon just to bother jesse.... im a deuche....
(Offline)

08-31-2011, 08:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
WittyReference Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 146	Pat was as funny as always but I just cannot listen to his podcast. I tried starting with the one that Chemda was on but after the first story, I thought - even with the jokes, this is far to depressing to listen to.
(Offline)

08-31-2011, 09:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
Newsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Flushing NYC Posts: 808	The Gatorade Bottle segment! Holy shit, I was listening live at work and losing my shit. "Do you understand your competition is $1.19 at RiteAid." I fucking love it.
(Offline)

08-31-2011, 10:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
v00deux Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: OKC represent Posts: 56	I just watched the Roast last night, Aces 10+! I had to vote Jesse because as Roastmaster, he had not only the opening but also the introductions, which gave opportunities to drop jokes all over the place.
(Offline)

09-01-2011, 05:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
dori Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 100	I just watched the VMA's and Keith wasnt kidding...Lady Gaga is fricken insaneeeeee... And it was like a shitty Andrew Dice clay impression.. I couldnt believe what I was watching
(Offline)

09-01-2011, 06:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 7,118	apparently hses been doing this Guido character for a while. she says its based on a person she dated. ah jesus christ.
(Offline)

09-01-2011, 07:14 AM	#9 (permalink)
Jonny Face Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: London Posts: 83	I have never laughed at any other episode of the show like I did today during keith's Lady Gaga impression.
(Offline)

09-01-2011, 09:42 AM	#10 (permalink)
Phaenix Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 13	Isn't saying "What did he do?" of the castrated husband the equivalent of saying "What was she wearing?" of a rape victim? Or perhaps even worse? EDIT: Pat just made that point too.
(Offline)

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode