1454: Double Standard

Keith · 08-31-2011, 04:02 PM

"I can't be bad after I put that dick in the place of my pussy ga ga Goh-OH!"

Comedian Pat Dixon

invader · 08-31-2011, 07:41 PM

On the topic of; “what did you do?” I think its not necessarily a question of shifting blame, or implying that the person brought it on themselves. Its more that its such an outstanding story, that the person is actually saying; “wow what series of events happened to create that situation?” But since most people don’t speak that way it comes out as, “what did you do?”

About cops fucking everywhere; Tons of women have cop fetishes and I would guess that in most metropolitan areas, any halfway decent looking cop in average shape has their choice of groupies. So I would assume that the police officers being caught are only the tip of the iceberg.

Sorin Markov · 08-31-2011, 08:26 PM

havent seen it yet, but i voted pat dixon just to bother jesse....

im a deuche....

WittyReference · 08-31-2011, 08:58 PM

Pat was as funny as always but I just cannot listen to his podcast. I tried starting with the one that Chemda was on but after the first story, I thought - even with the jokes, this is far to depressing to listen to.

Newsy · 08-31-2011, 09:27 PM

The Gatorade Bottle segment! Holy shit, I was listening live at work and losing my shit. "Do you understand your competition is $1.19 at RiteAid." I fucking love it.

v00deux · 08-31-2011, 10:14 PM

I just watched the Roast last night, Aces 10+! I had to vote Jesse because as Roastmaster, he had not only the opening but also the introductions, which gave opportunities to drop jokes all over the place.

Electric Squirrel · 09-02-2011, 10:37 AM

I didn't vote because I haven't seen it.... But I like Pat better than Jesse so I almost voted Pat. But I'm not a douche so I'm not going to ruin Keith's scientific poll.

stabbyhappy · 09-02-2011, 07:59 PM

Jesse had more time from hosting the roast, but Pats funny per minute ratio was higher. Besides his podcast is great. Outlooks as jaded as Pats are a rare gem in comedy.

P.S You were totally stoned in that video Dixon.

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08-31-2011, 07:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
invader Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bronx, NY Posts: 578	On the topic of; “what did you do?” I think its not necessarily a question of shifting blame, or implying that the person brought it on themselves. Its more that its such an outstanding story, that the person is actually saying; “wow what series of events happened to create that situation?” But since most people don’t speak that way it comes out as, “what did you do?” About cops fucking everywhere; Tons of women have cop fetishes and I would guess that in most metropolitan areas, any halfway decent looking cop in average shape has their choice of groupies. So I would assume that the police officers being caught are only the tip of the iceberg.
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08-31-2011, 08:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sorin Markov Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 153	havent seen it yet, but i voted pat dixon just to bother jesse.... im a deuche....
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08-31-2011, 08:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
WittyReference Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 561	Pat was as funny as always but I just cannot listen to his podcast. I tried starting with the one that Chemda was on but after the first story, I thought - even with the jokes, this is far to depressing to listen to.
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08-31-2011, 09:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
Newsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pittsburgh PA Posts: 922	The Gatorade Bottle segment! Holy shit, I was listening live at work and losing my shit. "Do you understand your competition is $1.19 at RiteAid." I fucking love it.
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08-31-2011, 10:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
v00deux Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: OKC represent Posts: 56	I just watched the Roast last night, Aces 10+! I had to vote Jesse because as Roastmaster, he had not only the opening but also the introductions, which gave opportunities to drop jokes all over the place.
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09-02-2011, 10:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
Electric Squirrel Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Central Alberta Posts: 192	I didn't vote because I haven't seen it.... But I like Pat better than Jesse so I almost voted Pat. But I'm not a douche so I'm not going to ruin Keith's scientific poll.
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09-02-2011, 07:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
stabbyhappy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Flagstaff, AZ Posts: 218	Jesse had more time from hosting the roast, but Pats funny per minute ratio was higher. Besides his podcast is great. Outlooks as jaded as Pats are a rare gem in comedy. P.S You were totally stoned in that video Dixon.
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