1468: Sheer Heart Attack
 

"Thank you, Dr. Malley, for conducting this vital research!"


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Did he call it Rasha-sha-na-na?

Awesome, my first KATG quote for the show.

I've had to completely give up session drinking. The hangovers were just too much, between the dehydration, the crappy flu-like symptoms, my already panicky nature, and my tendency to black out, spill my guts and vastly improve everyting. The last time I really tied one on, I didn't fully recover for two days. Two full days of shuffling around like an old man, staring into the middle distance.

I havnt had a drink in over 7 years. I fill the hole it left it my life with sex, video games, traveling, movies, and a social life. It's soooo terrible :eyeroll:

yeah, only drinkers do all said things and still get drunk without any problem.

man, i aint drinking these days, but no offence, the judgemental side of straight edge and rhab people is grating as a nail in the fucking head. you guys might not have an addiction but youre definitely all addictedf to your own sense of righteousness.

anyway. good to hear peyton, weird to hear him married, didnt figure him as a marriage guy.

hey, whats this thing some gays have about hitting on straight people? is it about the challenge? i cant see the appeal for guys hitting on lesbians either, honestly

PS: the percentages in the poll are a lie.

Non Drinking Tips
 

Best way to avoid boredom is hanging out with sloppy drunks. They are entertaining and make you feel good about yourself. Peyton was cool.

I've never had alcohol. I probably shouldn't vote, right? Science!

Why do guys hit on women wearing wedding rings? Maybe it is the challenge.

prayer
 

How a bout a quick recorded disclaimer before the prayer? Something like "The following prayer is not for reals" Awesome show with or without.