1478: Bodily Dysfunctions

Keith · 10-17-2011, 04:36 PM

"I fuck my girlfriend for miles, if you think about it."

invader · 10-17-2011, 10:02 PM

Octopi are actually extremely intelligent, so much so in fact, that it is suggested that if you keep one as a pet you keep it in a tank with an intricate locking mechanism. Over time the octopus will actually learn how to open its own tank just by watching how you do it. There are also studies that have shown octopi teaching other wild octopi how to open a jar to get to a treat (crab) locked inside, after having learned the skill in a lab. All this is moot, of course, until octopi start to teach each other how to be delicious.

Subsonix · 10-17-2011, 10:21 PM

* Slurp * The move to use the volume button was to avoid camera shake when tapping the screen. * Slurp *

WSEIII · 10-17-2011, 11:21 PM

If one thinks about it they can take this question at least 3 ways.

1. Yes, most people are still fucking.

2. Yes, there are still people all over the world.

3. Yes, some people are "out there" mentally.

Keith · 10-17-2011, 11:50 PM

You, for example, would have wrote no.

Montucky Jess Jess · 10-18-2011, 01:20 AM

As a true KatG fan, I would like to insist that all listeners join me in a moment of silence for Keith's penis - as it endures the seemingly infinite and painful time that a '60 day sex-hiatus' can bring.

My condolences.

Thank God, Allah, Buddha and of course: Sasha Grey, for internet porn in these stressful times of want and need.

What if your balls just kept filling like balloons for the next TWO MONTHS!

Can you imagine??

Blitzgal · 10-18-2011, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Montucky Jess Jess

What if your balls just kept filling like balloons for the next TWO MONTHS!

Can you imagine??

Yes, because I saw this on Gawker this morning and am scarred for life:

Man With 100-Pound Scrotum Can't Afford $1 Million Surgery

dEadERest · 10-18-2011, 09:11 AM

nope, not gonna do it . .

Blitzgal · 10-18-2011, 09:43 AM

Long story short; don't roll over on your own testicles in bed at night.

Junkenstein · 10-18-2011, 02:53 PM

wow, the "i dont eat smart animals" thing was like that bit from Pulp Fiction!

"personality goes a long way"

ADD: i liked Thor and Captain America better than most comic book movies, but man i do NOT wanna see Green Lanter. theres no level of nerd to justify that thing.

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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	If one thinks about it they can take this question at least 3 ways. 1. Yes, most people are still fucking. 2. Yes, there are still people all over the world. 3. Yes, some people are "out there" mentally.
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Montucky Jess Jess Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 153	Keith's Division of 8 X 60 As a true KatG fan, I would like to insist that all listeners join me in a moment of silence for Keith's penis - as it endures the seemingly infinite and painful time that a '60 day sex-hiatus' can bring. My condolences. Thank God, Allah, Buddha and of course: Sasha Grey, for internet porn in these stressful times of want and need. What if your balls just kept filling like balloons for the next TWO MONTHS! Can you imagine??
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