148: Say You're Sorry

SamG · 10-05-2005, 12:07 PM

That maniac who stabbed the baby kind of fucked up his own insanity defense when he said, "I knew it was wrong, I had to do it to make me feel better."

The cornerstone concept of an insanity defense is that the mental illness made you not know the difference between right and wrong. If he is on record as knowing it was wrong, he wasn't insane (at least not in the legal sense that would excuse you of a crime).

SamG · 10-05-2005, 12:11 PM

The Space Pen joke is so old, it actually shows up in online lists of jokes for uncreative people to add to business presentations, etc.

http://www.hqjokes.com/Detailed/333.html

http://www.big-boys.com/joke.asp?ID=1222

http://www.wocka.com/690.html

http://www-personal.edfac.usyd.edu.a.../spacepen.html

That last posting is from an internet newsgroup from 1999

mblaze · 10-05-2005, 12:53 PM

I don't know that Carlos Mencia ever said he was Mexican but he does have a joke about how when he's in Cali he's (assumed) - Mexican, in New York - Puerto Rican, Miami - Cuban, etc. So maybe other people think he's Mexican because he's from Cali but he actually has a joke about that subject.

tw2113 · 10-05-2005, 04:21 PM

TO LIFE! L'chaiiem!

Keith · 10-05-2005, 04:32 PM

No, he says he's Mexican. There is absolutely no confusion.

Paul · 10-05-2005, 05:54 PM

Keith when you said Jamie Presely which one did you mean, Elvis daughter or the hot one from Not another Teen Movie?

skylerf · 10-06-2005, 12:38 AM

Hey KATG,
This was a great show. Loved the talk about marching band Keith. I remember the time I did the same thing in High School. The only good thing was that in our school, we didn't have a girl's bus and a guy's bus. All of us changing on the same bus. Good times. Anyway, thanks for the awesome show guys! thanks!

serial_x · 10-06-2005, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul

Keith when you said Jamie Presely which one did you mean, Elvis daughter or the hot one from Not another Teen Movie?

They are two completely different people. Elvis' daughter is Lisa Marie Presley and the Not Another Teen Movie chick is Jamie Pressley. Keith was refering to the hot blonde from that movie.

Keith was right too, she is very hot.

Paul · 10-06-2005, 04:20 PM

Great, I went looking for pictures of her, and all I got ones we nekid

Keith · 10-06-2005, 04:34 PM

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT THOSE PICTURES AT WORK!!!!!!!

10-05-2005, 12:07 PM	#11 (permalink)
SamG Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 15	That maniac who stabbed the baby kind of fucked up his own insanity defense when he said, "I knew it was wrong, I had to do it to make me feel better." The cornerstone concept of an insanity defense is that the mental illness made you not know the difference between right and wrong. If he is on record as knowing it was wrong, he wasn't insane (at least not in the legal sense that would excuse you of a crime).
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10-05-2005, 12:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
SamG Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 15	The Space Pen joke is so old, it actually shows up in online lists of jokes for uncreative people to add to business presentations, etc. http://www.hqjokes.com/Detailed/333.html http://www.big-boys.com/joke.asp?ID=1222 http://www.wocka.com/690.html http://www-personal.edfac.usyd.edu.a.../spacepen.html That last posting is from an internet newsgroup from 1999
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10-05-2005, 12:53 PM	#13 (permalink)
mblaze Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New York, NY Posts: 128	Mencia Being Mexican I don't know that Carlos Mencia ever said he was Mexican but he does have a joke about how when he's in Cali he's (assumed) - Mexican, in New York - Puerto Rican, Miami - Cuban, etc. So maybe other people think he's Mexican because he's from Cali but he actually has a joke about that subject.
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10-05-2005, 04:21 PM	#14 (permalink)
tw2113 Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 33	TO LIFE! L'chaiiem!
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	No, he says he's Mexican. There is absolutely no confusion.
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Paul Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Worcester, UK Posts: 314	Keith when you said Jamie Presely which one did you mean, Elvis daughter or the hot one from Not another Teen Movie?
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10-06-2005, 12:38 AM	#17 (permalink)
skylerf Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: California Posts: 11	Great Show Hey KATG, This was a great show. Loved the talk about marching band Keith. I remember the time I did the same thing in High School. The only good thing was that in our school, we didn't have a girl's bus and a guy's bus. All of us changing on the same bus. Good times. Anyway, thanks for the awesome show guys! thanks!
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Paul Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Worcester, UK Posts: 314	Great, I went looking for pictures of her, and all I got ones we nekid
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10-06-2005, 04:34 PM	#20 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	I HOPE YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT THOSE PICTURES AT WORK!!!!!!!
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