1482: Rage

Keith · 10-21-2011, 10:57 PM

"It's your fault, and fuck you!"

Tim Dimond

Montucky Jess Jess · 10-22-2011, 11:53 AM

Would it be possible for Keith to do a 'Super-Size Me' type thing. One where he does NOT leave the apartment for 30 days?
He's basically 'fucking' his girlfriend AND working via the internet. I hear they deliver food these days AND apparently you can just stay inside and play xbox whilst conversing w/ other gamers for social interaction. Forget these comedy clubs. Also, going to the gym is gay: doing push-ups /sit-ups at home is cheaper and less gross.
Stay Inside. 30 Days.
Can You Imagine?

Junkenstein · 10-22-2011, 02:42 PM

depends on the game.

i expected rage to be different too (i hate the driving) but i am having fun with it. i was bored from red dead, cause it felt like watching a slow movie where i couldnt really do much

damn when theres these polls i always feel gulty for liking what i like.

PS: the reviewers are all paid off.

poingjam · 10-22-2011, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Montucky Jess Jess

Would it be possible for Keith to do a 'Super-Size Me' type thing. One where he does NOT leave the apartment for 30 days?

His apartment and the studio are in two different places now.

ThePinkSuperhero · 10-23-2011, 03:06 PM

He could camp out in the studio. I'm sure Chemda wouldn't mind

Sashi · 10-23-2011, 08:17 PM

RAGE really is a shitty game. I know more people on who bought the PC version for the pre-order bonus for Team Fortress 2 than to play it. True story. More people got it so that they get a virtual hat accessory in a completely different game than to to play it. My friend got it on PC and apparently it crashes constantly, has horrible load times and stutters, and has bad audio glitches. Console version is boring, 'cause it doesn't have the stutters and bugs. The load time was more interesting than the game.

A lead programmer for the game, John Cormack actually came out and said that he knew that it'll crash and wouldn't play for most PC players. He also fired John Romero and American McGee (that's really his name), who were behind a lot of the design for the old classics like Doom and Quake.

tl;dr
Owner of id, the company who made Quake, Doom, Wolfenstein, Rage, is a douchebag who fired all the people who knew what they were doing.

lvsound · 10-24-2011, 02:00 AM

I hate the phony voice too, but that is customer service. We all complain about lack of customer service, such as using the word "Sir" with attitude as if the word itself is what provides the respect. The phony voice is annoying but at least this shows that they are trying.

poingjam · 10-24-2011, 03:23 AM

John Romero also made Daikatana, so I think Carmack may have had his reasons.

Junkenstein · 10-24-2011, 04:58 AM

that "it will crash for most pc's" thing isnt actually what he said.

he just said that they were doing it mostly for the consoles and focusing on makiing it work there.

i have it on the pc and it needed updates but it works fine. no crashes. i bet your friend downloaded a cracked game right? be honest.

Sashi · 10-24-2011, 06:16 AM

Nope. Steam version.

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10-21-2011, 10:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
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10-22-2011, 11:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
Montucky Jess Jess Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 153	Super Sized - Fuck Its Would it be possible for Keith to do a 'Super-Size Me' type thing. One where he does NOT leave the apartment for 30 days? He's basically 'fucking' his girlfriend AND working via the internet. I hear they deliver food these days AND apparently you can just stay inside and play xbox whilst conversing w/ other gamers for social interaction. Forget these comedy clubs. Also, going to the gym is gay: doing push-ups /sit-ups at home is cheaper and less gross. Stay Inside. 30 Days. Can You Imagine?
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10-22-2011, 02:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	depends on the game. i expected rage to be different too (i hate the driving) but i am having fun with it. i was bored from red dead, cause it felt like watching a slow movie where i couldnt really do much damn when theres these polls i always feel gulty for liking what i like. PS: the reviewers are all paid off.
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10-23-2011, 03:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
ThePinkSuperhero Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 319	He could camp out in the studio. I'm sure Chemda wouldn't mind
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10-23-2011, 08:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sashi Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Toronto, Canadia Posts: 200	RAGE really is a shitty game. I know more people on who bought the PC version for the pre-order bonus for Team Fortress 2 than to play it. True story. More people got it so that they get a virtual hat accessory in a completely different game than to to play it. My friend got it on PC and apparently it crashes constantly, has horrible load times and stutters, and has bad audio glitches. Console version is boring, 'cause it doesn't have the stutters and bugs. The load time was more interesting than the game. A lead programmer for the game, John Cormack actually came out and said that he knew that it'll crash and wouldn't play for most PC players. He also fired John Romero and American McGee (that's really his name), who were behind a lot of the design for the old classics like Doom and Quake. tl;dr Owner of id, the company who made Quake, Doom, Wolfenstein, Rage, is a douchebag who fired all the people who knew what they were doing.
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10-24-2011, 02:00 AM	#7 (permalink)
lvsound Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 4	Phoney Voice I hate the phony voice too, but that is customer service. We all complain about lack of customer service, such as using the word "Sir" with attitude as if the word itself is what provides the respect. The phony voice is annoying but at least this shows that they are trying.
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10-24-2011, 03:23 AM	#8 (permalink)
poingjam Official KATG Fucktard Club Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 477	John Romero also made Daikatana, so I think Carmack may have had his reasons.
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10-24-2011, 04:58 AM	#9 (permalink)
Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	that "it will crash for most pc's" thing isnt actually what he said. he just said that they were doing it mostly for the consoles and focusing on makiing it work there. i have it on the pc and it needed updates but it works fine. no crashes. i bet your friend downloaded a cracked game right? be honest.
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10-24-2011, 06:16 AM	#10 (permalink)
Sashi Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Toronto, Canadia Posts: 200	Nope. Steam version.
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