149: Want Some Candy?

seouledout · 10-06-2005, 08:51 AM

Wait... Keith loves Transformers, but he hates robots?

Someone has some issues.

MichaelG · 10-06-2005, 08:54 AM

I wonder if the guy who sent the Transformer "Cringed" when you said you LOST a piece of it already. I stopped clooecting stuff because I coulnd't keep it unless it was PERFECT.

I cringe when my son plays with Play-do and the colors get mixed.

skydivinghippie · 10-06-2005, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by rossnicoll

How come in the all the pictures keith is naked but Chemda isnt? i wanna see some titties!

For reasons of equallity I think it's only fair to dress/ undress these two in an equal but unbias manner. I suggest a vote. Do I hear a second?

Hippie

cognitiveg · 10-06-2005, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by seouledout

Wait... Keith loves Transformers, but he hates robots?

Someone has some issues.

OHHH thats a damn good point!

Darrell · 10-06-2005, 09:10 AM

I am pissed. I disconnected my iPod Nano this morning, went to play the show, and it is not there. WTF???

Here is a show idea. Have the listeners send you their voicemails of their ex's when their ex's leave pathetic "I love you and am sorry. I want to make this work" messages on their phones after a fight or breakup. You can play them and we can all share a laugh.

lat · 10-06-2005, 10:41 AM

I got an Optimus Prime for Christmas when I was 8. It was like the greatest day of my life! Look at Keith's Optimus http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgur...icial%26sa%3DN
How bad do you fuckin want that thing!?

ryancurtis · 10-06-2005, 10:43 AM

you all should know, as someone who just had a Q tip shoved in there dick, it hurts two times worse when they actually pull it out. I think most guys will soon or have recently had it done, and do not want to talk about it. My test results were Negative. To hear my story go to : http://www.jumponthebandwagon.net and listen to the Episode 6: To Your Backbone (which is how far the doctor said the Q tip had to go in.) That is my podcast, but i listen to your's everyday.

BrianA · 10-06-2005, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by MichaelG

Are you New???? This guy has a Transformer Sign in his window, and T-shirts galore. (1)

No, I'm not new. I know he's a big transformers fan, but it's been awhile since he has gone into transformer nerd mode.

Fluffy · 10-06-2005, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by lat

I got an Optimus Prime for Christmas when I was 8. It was like the greatest day of my life! Look at Keith's Optimus http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgur...icial%26sa%3DN
How bad do you fuckin want that thing!?

I must not buy it. I would take the Matrix to work and when some assholes come up to me and try speaking like intelligent beings, I'd pull it out of my pocket and try to open it screaming 'Light our darkest hour, Damnit!'

Keith · 10-06-2005, 11:20 AM

Send in the breakup tapes. We get enough; you'll get your revenge.

As for Transformers love/robot hate, that's been explained more than once. I can't keep going over it. I simply just can't...

HUAR!

10-06-2005, 08:51 AM	#11 (permalink)
seouledout Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 19	Someone Is Conflicted Wait... Keith loves Transformers, but he hates robots? Someone has some issues.
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10-06-2005, 08:54 AM	#12 (permalink)
MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	I wonder if the guy who sent the Transformer "Cringed" when you said you LOST a piece of it already. I stopped clooecting stuff because I coulnd't keep it unless it was PERFECT. I cringe when my son plays with Play-do and the colors get mixed.
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10-06-2005, 09:10 AM	#15 (permalink)
Darrell Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 9	I am pissed. I disconnected my iPod Nano this morning, went to play the show, and it is not there. WTF??? Here is a show idea. Have the listeners send you their voicemails of their ex's when their ex's leave pathetic "I love you and am sorry. I want to make this work" messages on their phones after a fight or breakup. You can play them and we can all share a laugh.
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10-06-2005, 10:41 AM	#16 (permalink)
lat Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 11	Optimus I got an Optimus Prime for Christmas when I was 8. It was like the greatest day of my life! Look at Keith's Optimus http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgur...icial%26sa%3DN How bad do you fuckin want that thing!?
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10-06-2005, 10:43 AM	#17 (permalink)
ryancurtis Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 7	Q Tip you all should know, as someone who just had a Q tip shoved in there dick, it hurts two times worse when they actually pull it out. I think most guys will soon or have recently had it done, and do not want to talk about it. My test results were Negative. To hear my story go to : http://www.jumponthebandwagon.net and listen to the Episode 6: To Your Backbone (which is how far the doctor said the Q tip had to go in.) That is my podcast, but i listen to your's everyday.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	Send in the breakup tapes. We get enough; you'll get your revenge. As for Transformers love/robot hate, that's been explained more than once. I can't keep going over it. I simply just can't... HUAR!
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