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11-09-2011, 04:03 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Not long ago while working out I was listening to the episode where Bonnie was first writing you. I love how when Keith and Chemda revisit clips or letters from the past that have been previous discussed they get angry at it again or laugh about how stupid it was (this, regoing over Nick Star audio, Pacific Coast Hellway, etc.) and it makes me lol again as well. Fuck that Bonnie bitch making shit all about her. She was being a drama queen because everyone was seeking information out about her family, but she wanted Keith to enjoy googling her.
Wonder if Keith ever tried to rewrite the book he lost, I don't think I could ever attempt I find myself never returning to projects I lost like that because it just makes me angry >: Great show, finding the no guest shows really enjoyable since they are a nice break from the awesomeness of the guests lately |
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Who the fuck knows if I've seen John Petrie? Not me.
Does KATG community have a police sketch artist that Keith could work with to get a composite of John Petrie? After hearing about the twitter account, I logged in and hoped to see some fans posting on her feed. No such luck, but the photo did allow me to identify her on facebook. Her friends list is private, but she has her photos public and you can search the friends of her friends for John and Petrie (a lot of photos from Alexandria Bay, NY, and Ontario). I finally realized that if John was in any of the photos or using a fake name, I’d have no idea because I don't have a clue as to what he looked like. The sketch artist process would make a great KATGTV episode.
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A friend thinks, and I agree, that Eddie Murphy must've been Ratner's boy, and once Ratner was out, nobody left on the Oscar staff wanted him anymore. So they let him leave on his own terms rather than kick him to the curb.
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and whenever the subject was mentioned, posted private messages to people asking "to pease stop saying that".
actually i called him a child pornographer right away, in that same thread, but he pm'd saying "please stop responding to me". and then attacked keith. these forums are filled with guys like him |
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11-10-2011, 10:48 AM | #10 (permalink) |
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No Sympathy for [sibling of] Devil
It can be understood as to why John Petrie's sister would be so arrogant in her intitial response to Keith. To be sure: she has a kid, doesn't know Keith, and obviously hates her brother, (and assumes Keith's a junky.)
The reality is: she's just as narcissistic, selfish, delusional, and bored w/ her sad life...as her brother. Wow. Her marriage must be awful! Her career, not as 'award-winning' as previously mentioned. And to be sure, this stupid cunt is alluding that Keith is some complete stranger that she wouldn't trust. Bitch, you went ON TO HIS WEBSITE. Complete w/ pics and full bio, coupled w/ the fact keith is asking a very specific question concerning your douche-bag brother... Look, you should have just proven your id, said no hard feelings, and concluded this story w/ some dignity. It's incredible that someone would piss off a writer, w/ some acclaim, and certainly a large audience, in the first place. It sucks Keith had all this material stolen, but as a fan I must admit that it certainly has generated some great new material - excellent show. The only thing that could top it is if 'Bonnie' were to enter a KATG contest that resulted in a Keith Malley-verbal beating. "Bonnie...if I didn't know any better I'd say you cheated..." ahahahahahaha. The drama is delicious. Last edited by Montucky Jess Jess; 11-10-2011 at 01:46 PM. Reason: meh |
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