1500: It's So You
 

"She said, 'Go, just don't have fun.'"

C. I've never been to a wedding.

Oooo. Ouch. I didn't even know that could be an answer.

Ah jeez. Umm...

Let's move on.


(Wow.)

I haven't heard the show yet, so I don't know the poll context. I just felt like voting, but don't want to mess up the scientificness, so I'm doing a write-in.

I'll take a wedding over a funeral any day. You get to eat sooner at a funeral but you can drink at a wedding.

Funny you should say that. Would you say you... "troll"?

No, it was legit.

And as I said in my college-paper-worthy quote, I only troll dumb arguments, not day-to-day happenings.

Weddings are the worst, especially when you're in the wedding party then it's like they're holding you hostage.

Not a fan.

#humblebrag

Having a big dick is also the worst. When it touches the toilet water when you're taking a shit it's the worst feeling in the world.

Life is rough.

And don't get me started on having 300-like abs.