1506: PG-13

[Keith]

"Well I don't know this bitch you have for a kid!"


Jesse Joyce

[Rusty Bones]

You fuckin kiddin me? He'd be aces!

[Robotron]

I meant to vote yes. -1 for no. Nobody is perfect, but Keith appears to be pretty capable of raising at least a moderately effective human being. And I do mean that as a complement.

[WSEIII]

Parenting is, or it should be, a team effort.

[invader]

I think Keith would make a great parent. Also, I'm willing to bet a billion dollars that most of these rules that Keith thinks he is going to set for his kids, he'll probably end up caving in, in the long run. I may just be crazy, but I totally picture him as the type of guy to spoil his own kids.

[funnygurl1979]

Keith You'd make an awesome dad!

[Bucho]

I'm, like, so fucking glad that, like, since fucking Spooky's not, like, fucking around anymore, that, like, fucking Jesse has, like, taken up the fucking "fucking'" mantle to go along with, like, the "like" one.

I cracked up out loud at the Ray story. Especially when he used "Kenyans" instead of "runners". That's world class storytelling right there.

[starscream]

Keith should be appointed Secretary of Orphans. The world would be a much better place in 18 years.

[WittyReference]

Originally Posted by Bucho

I'm, like, so fucking glad that, like, since fucking Spooky's not, like, fucking around anymore, that, like, fucking Jesse has, like, taken up the fucking "fucking'" mantle to go along with, like, the "like" one.

I cracked up out loud at the Ray story. Especially when he used "Kenyans" instead of "runners". That's world class storytelling right there.

brilliant! I was thinking the same thing with all the "likes" coming out of Jesse.

Who knows what type of parent Keith would make? (I didn't vote) I'm sure most people have an idea in their head that gets thrown out the window the moment the reality starts. His kids having access to 1500 shows where he spills his guts may give them some ammunition though. "I can't do drugs? Tell me the crack story again, dad!" 1 to No

With all the communication that Chemda has made Keith deal with over the years (a good thing) you'd have to think there would at least be an open dialogue with his kids which would help. 1 to Yes.

[Lord of the Cock Rings]

Hmm, on the one hand Keith does know not to put a baby in the oven but on the other he has impulses to punt babies which I imagine would only intensify when the little bastard won't stop crying. This question requires further study....