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Keith 01-06-2012 05:24 PM

1511: 4th Annual KATGuh Award Winners
"As we're talking I'm like: What if I just licked your face?"

starscream 01-06-2012 10:14 PM

I think that is the reason Chemda's coming out came through as the most powerful, because it was the most immediate. Whether Tim was robotic or not, he's telling us something that happened a very long time ago, that he barely remembers. And even Lauren had some distance from her story before she told it to us, so it whether or not the subject matter was more powerful, it didn't matter, because what Chemda was saying had just happened. Was still happening. Is still happening even. There's no substitute for that.

I got chills just voting for that category. I didn't even have to hear it again.

chandygurl 01-07-2012 01:41 AM

how to get sound back in your iphone
hello keith, I had the same problem with my I phone and cleaning it with the air in a can shit you know the dust cleaner brought the sound right back into my phone. Hope that helps.

Keith 01-07-2012 01:46 AM

Thank you very much. It just happened to come back talking to Cathryn on the phone hours after I complained. I'll take an air can to it the next time I'm back in THE! OFFICE!

It's interesting that the sound went away talking to her, and it came back talking to her.

She taketh and giveth away.

Or a piece of rice finally fell out.

Newsy 01-07-2012 09:16 AM

Really that Bee song? I skipped that shit every time it's on. I can't with nerd rap.

Junkenstein 01-07-2012 03:05 PM

the christian bale bit is a line from American Psycho.

i say either the interview was fake or he was being an asshole

PS: Marty almost made me forgive him, until he laughed

Keith 01-07-2012 03:59 PM

What? Christian Bale's an asshole?

Junkenstein 01-07-2012 04:18 PM

point taken

DWarrior 01-07-2012 07:09 PM

There's a whole documentary of him being a dick and getting away with it. At one point he stabs a homeless black man, and the camera just keeps rolling. He also believes in taking care of himself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if his face is a little puffy, he'll put on an ice pack while doing his stomach crunches. He can do a thousand now. After removing the ice pack, he uses a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower he uses a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then he applies an herb-mint facial masque which he leaves on for 10 minutes while he prepares the rest of his routine. He always uses an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Christian Bale. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real him. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though he can hide his cold gaze, and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable, he simply is not there.

poingjam 01-07-2012 10:38 PM

Oh yeah that's from the movie. I forgot. That's a pretty good movie.


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