1516: War Games

Keith · 01-13-2012, 06:09 PM

"Don't kill anybody that you wouldn't piss on. That's been my rule since I was 12."

Ophira Eisenberg

WSEIII · 01-13-2012, 09:11 PM

Chemda just be glad you're not an Afgan woman who lost the camel.

Two of the craziest celebrity names are Moon Unit and Dwezil Zappa

Edward's Screen Name · 01-13-2012, 10:19 PM

I'm aghast that men trained to kill as many men as possible don't show proper respect for their dead enemies! How is that possible? Mind blowing. Whatever happened to being polite after you've used your machine gun to blow holes into an indiscriminate number of people?

DWarrior · 01-13-2012, 10:25 PM

I guess I'll have to hear the show. So far I'm the only Yes vote.

poingjam · 01-14-2012, 03:58 AM

In the end, yes, I would have a Taliban soldier over for dinner if he was a friend of a friend, but not in a comfortable, relaxed, everything's fine kind of way. More like a you only live once kind of way.

Eightball · 01-14-2012, 08:41 AM

Can I serve this Taliban soldier pork 'n' beans?

I just figured it would be interesting to have him feel intestinal and spiritual discomfort at the same time.

Keith · 01-14-2012, 10:28 AM

I believe it's understood that you're having him over nice, and he can pick at his plate if he wants. It's not a trick and he's force-fed.

My poll questions allow me only so much room.

da_ticklah · 01-14-2012, 07:21 PM

<nerd>

can you connect to the router from a computer with an ethernet cable the reset you did changed the routers web interface password not the WiFi Password
once you connect a laptop to it via Ethernet cable point your browser to http://192.168.1.1

http://www6.nohold.net/Cisco2/ukp.as...rticleid=22751 and follow the steps for WPA2 Personal

</nerd>

Keith · 01-14-2012, 08:50 PM

Thanks. Lucas got it done for me with his sick knowledge of unplugging the router and the modem, and, when plugging them both in, plugging them in as close to the same time as possible.

He then demanded $29.94 for his knowledge. Still a deal.

poingjam · 01-14-2012, 10:05 PM

I threw in a punch card. The tenth time is free.

View Poll Results: If he was a friend of a friend, would you have a Taliban soldier over for dinner?
Yes	15	12.40%
No	106	87.60%
Voters: 121. You may not vote on this poll

01-13-2012, 06:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	1516: War Games "Don't kill anybody that you wouldn't piss on. That's been my rule since I was 12." Ophira Eisenberg
(Offline)

01-13-2012, 09:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	Chemda just be glad you're not an Afgan woman who lost the camel. Two of the craziest celebrity names are Moon Unit and Dwezil Zappa Last edited by WSEIII; 01-13-2012 at 10:53 PM. Reason: was missing a d
(Offline)

01-13-2012, 10:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
Edward's Screen Name Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 153	I'm aghast that men trained to kill as many men as possible don't show proper respect for their dead enemies! How is that possible? Mind blowing. Whatever happened to being polite after you've used your machine gun to blow holes into an indiscriminate number of people?
(Offline)

01-13-2012, 10:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	I guess I'll have to hear the show. So far I'm the only Yes vote.
(Offline)


Keith and The Girl is a free comedy talk show and podcast Check out the recent shows Click here to get Keith and The Girl free on iTunes. Click here to get the podcast RSS feed. Click here to watch all the videos on our YouTube channel.

01-14-2012, 03:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
poingjam Official KATG Fucktard Club Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 477	In the end, yes, I would have a Taliban soldier over for dinner if he was a friend of a friend, but not in a comfortable, relaxed, everything's fine kind of way. More like a you only live once kind of way.
(Offline)

01-14-2012, 08:41 AM	#6 (permalink)
Eightball Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 96	Can I serve this Taliban soldier pork 'n' beans? I just figured it would be interesting to have him feel intestinal and spiritual discomfort at the same time.
(Offline)

01-14-2012, 10:28 AM	#7 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	I believe it's understood that you're having him over nice, and he can pick at his plate if he wants. It's not a trick and he's force-fed. My poll questions allow me only so much room.
(Offline)

01-14-2012, 07:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
da_ticklah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Memphis 10 Posts: 1,534	<nerd> can you connect to the router from a computer with an ethernet cable the reset you did changed the routers web interface password not the WiFi Password once you connect a laptop to it via Ethernet cable point your browser to http://192.168.1.1 http://www6.nohold.net/Cisco2/ukp.as...rticleid=22751 and follow the steps for WPA2 Personal </nerd> Last edited by da_ticklah; 01-14-2012 at 07:27 PM.
(Offline)

01-14-2012, 08:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	Thanks. Lucas got it done for me with his sick knowledge of unplugging the router and the modem, and, when plugging them both in, plugging them in as close to the same time as possible. He then demanded $29.94 for his knowledge. Still a deal.
(Offline)

01-14-2012, 10:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
poingjam Official KATG Fucktard Club Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 477	I threw in a punch card. The tenth time is free.
(Offline)

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Join the Show