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Old 10-11-2005, 07:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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152: Your Child's a Pussy

"I know those little sensitive kids can't kick my ass. That is the difference."
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Old 10-12-2005, 03:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I've always judged a dentist by what they have over the dentist chair on the ceiling, for you to look at while you're lying there being screwed.

Nothing - Dentist doesn't give a fuck about you. Production line dentist. "Your done. Next!"
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Painting of cartoon fishies and animals - they care a little, but they want kid patient money as well. Pretend to care in the hopes you'll come back.

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Informative Posters - they know the anaesthetic is crap so they want to distract your attention from the weak novocaine. They acknowledge how horrible the dentist is, but still want your money more than your comfort.

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Newspaper/book/magazine pages on rotating schedule. - they actually care about your comfort and want to give you something to do while you are sat there for 15 minutes waiting for the dentist to show up. Especially if they go to the extra effort of changing it out for your next appointment.

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Television - Congratulations you are Brad Pitt. Dentist might still be crap but he's got a good office location and such a high income he wants to show off.
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Old 10-12-2005, 03:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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dentist story!

Best I've had is a poster dentist. My current dentist is a fish painter. That may explain why my last visit cost me $3000 that the insurance didn't want to pay for and 8 months of stomach cramp.

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In brief - "you need a replacement filling in a wisdom tooth that isn't bothering you. I suggest a crown"

Insert temp crown for week. Return for proper crown. Assistant drops crown down back of throat and has to fish it out. Pain lasts three days. Return to dentist. "you may have an infection, don't worry it's common. You probably need a root canal. I'll make a an appointment with a root canal specialist." Take prescribed painkiller and antibiotic. One week later, suffering side effects of stomach cramp and bleeding from painkiller. Stop taking medicine.

Go to root canal guy two weeks later. "Hmm, that's a strong painkiller, they shouldn't have given you that.". Sit back, get screwed again. (surprisingly very comfortable and pain free for Category 1 dentist). During the procedure dentist says "Hmm, that's interesting." (A mystery to a medical professional is always a great confidence booster.) "I'm seeing fluid leaking but there's nothing there. Ah well, on we go!". Tooth gets a root canal. Painkiller side effects wear off after a year and several trips to the doctor (collecting your own crap sample with cling film, a plastic knife and small container! Amazing fun!).

Insurance didn't think a crown was justified so wouldn't cover it. It's always good to see the $850 crown you've already paid for dropped in your mouth and then drilled through for a root canal.
And to this day the tooth has random bursts of throbbing. This is more of a surprise considering the nerve is supposedly gone. However I'm not paying another $1000 to have the same tooth screwed. I'd rather spend the money on shiny toys and fun shit and having a dentist inject sperm in to my mouth.
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Old 10-12-2005, 05:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The dentist that took care of my teeth when I had braces had a picture of Humphrey Bogart on the wall. He was a no bs kind of dentist too.

My regular dentist listens to the 80ths classic station on the radio while checking my teeth.
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I was trying to find a link to the dentist who has his entire office created to look like Star Trek, including making all the staff wear starfleet uniforms. I'm not sure what category he falls into.
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Old 10-12-2005, 06:20 AM   #6 (permalink)
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my dentist carries on a regular conversation with his dental hygenist while he's in there drilling away. it's strange because when i'm on the gas i have an extreme sense of deja vu, like i've heard the conversation they're having before. oh, and he posters for different pain killers and shit.
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Fuck those pansy-ass kids.
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Old 10-12-2005, 02:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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here's the star trek dentist link:

http://www.starbasedental.com

I have one of those dentists with a TV on the ceiling, you get some nifty wireless headphones to listen too :P My insurance wouldn't pay for the 3000 dollar procedure, but hey! I got to watch Judge Judy!
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here's the star trek dentist link:

http://www.starbasedental.com

I have one of those dentists with a TV on the ceiling, you get some nifty wireless headphones to listen too :P My insurance wouldn't pay for the 3000 dollar procedure, but hey! I got to watch Judge Judy!
and for some reason the Star Trek dentist has absolutely no photos of himself, his staff or the office. Why? Do you think he's worried that photos of a 40 year old professional walking around the fake bridge of the enterprise with a plastic communicator and phaser velcroed to his pants would put people off? They can probably beam that tooth right out of your mouth!

And thank you Brad Pitt for the info. Thanks for taking the time out of Angelina to post.
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Old 10-12-2005, 04:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I hATE PUSSY KIDS

NEXT TIME YOU COME ACROSS SOME PUSSY KIDS, KEITH, I THINK YOU SHOULD RAPE THEM IN THE ASS AND TELL THEM TO TOUGHEN UP. END OF STORY

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