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Old 01-29-2012, 11:14 PM   #21 (permalink)
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OmGawd - 8 minutes 39 seconds in and I am dying. So so so funny.
The part that killed me good was the part right after that.

Keith: "You know what this is like? Who's the guy in the wheelchair? The smartest guy of all time?"

And everyone is thinking Stephen Hawking.

But Payton replies, "Christopher Reeve."

Which is a funny enough answer whether he was making a serious guess or not.

And Keith turns on a dime, lightning fast mental reflexes like the champion fighter pilot of Top Gun, and he ditches his the riff he has in the chamber for Stephen Hawking, and on-the-fly, without missing a beat, launches a riff on Christopher Reeve and Superman which he then even goes on to mix in with Stephen Hawking as if the two are the same guy, pushing the hilarious absurdity to the top notch. This might be the best thing since Keith As Tim Dimond's Girlfriend.

"... and I don't ever want to hear about these fuckin' horses anymore. It's the death of me."

If there is a God then Award Winning Eric Skove will animate this whole 2 and a half minute Stephen Hawking/Superman Pep Talk section of the show for all the world to see.


"I'm talking here Peyton, ok ready?"

"Uh huh."

"Say, 'I am Superman.'"

"I'm Superman."

"'I am Superman.'"

"I'm Superman."

"'I am Superman!'"

"I'M SUPERMAN!"

"Well, you're not ...


... but you could be."

"Uh huh."

"Ok. Now get on that horse."
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Old 01-30-2012, 12:31 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I havn't heard the show yet lol.. she just broke up with me.. I knew that would happen.
Good, she was taking you for a ride. At your age you don't need to be getting married anyway.
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Old 01-30-2012, 12:35 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Welcome to the forums, and YAAAAAAAAY YOU.
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Old 01-30-2012, 07:28 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Whoa! Look at those poll results.
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Old 01-31-2012, 09:14 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Angry Hate the wooden GASM @ GA 6 flags NJ

@ 6'5" this is a torture machine for me. I hate it . . hate it . . hate it. I get physical bruises. Now El Toro is also wooden but is smooth as silk and a great ride.

Funniest thing last time I was there on El Toro, a cell phone whizzed by my head from the guy's pocket in front of me. Husband, "Oh . . my phone" Wife "#($*&#(*&#$*("
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Old 02-01-2012, 02:47 PM   #27 (permalink)
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This is a particularly hilarious episode. With the Superman thing, that retards abortion letter, and then the riffing during the letter from Keith's dad, awesome.
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:59 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Peyton had two killer lines:

Keith (about Hawkins): I'm sorry to bum you out today..
Peyton: Get back on that horse

Keith: Yahway is my shepherd, I shall not be found to be want [..] etc, etc.
Peyton: Wait he ripped that off too. i've heard that before.

Great guest, great show and Keith was on fire.
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Old 02-03-2012, 06:07 AM   #29 (permalink)
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This is a particularly hilarious episode. With the Superman thing, that retards abortion letter, and then the riffing during the letter from Keith's dad, awesome.
DeAndre: "I've been out of school a long time". Hahahahahaa
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