1525: Fucking Michal

[Boricua67]

Originally Posted by Keith

It is so beautiful that "fooling around" now means giving blowjobs.

I don't know about you, but that makes me wish I was back in high school.

[My Sweaty Balls]

So Fuckin Michal,

Next time you get into one of these smelly vagina shit shows, simply suggest a "fun shower" together. Using lots of soap of course.

Obviously if she asks "is it because I smell?" you can't tell the truth that would be insulting, so just tell her its because you want to piss on her. Easy peasy.

Of course you don't let her return the favour, no one need piss from that stinky pussy.

[albi]

I think it’s a really creepy intrusion of privacy that 911 call recordings can be made public - not that that stops me wanting to hear them...

[iheartnihilism]

Originally Posted by starscream

"In there like swimwear?" That's enough for a worst new guest nomination, right?

9 minutes in and he says that and I thought "Alllllright, that's enough cutesy sayings, kiddo." I rolled my eyes so hard they almost fell out of my head.

[lando]

Originally Posted by albi

I think it’s a really creepy intrusion of privacy that 911 call recordings can be made public - not that that stops me wanting to hear them...

i completely agree that this shouldn't be made public. can we search government figures to see if they have any embarrassing 911 calls? if so im sure they'd stop this immediately

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by starscream

Obviously this situation is completely different, but it is ridiculous how people expect to be picked up from the airport. It's so easy to get yourself home, why would you want to impose on someone you know and ostensibly like?

The real question is why would you wait to see someone you can't wait to see?

Robots.

[lalalemon]

Originally Posted by Keith

It is so beautiful that "fooling around" now means giving blowjobs.

What did it used to mean?


I've never been a fan of the handy, I guess. An neither we're the idiots whose cum I swallowed.

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by lalalemon

What did it used to mean?

[lalalemon]

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

So Fuckin Michal,

Next time you get into one of these smelly vagina shit shows, simply suggest a "fun shower" together. Using lots of soap of course.

Obviously if she asks "is it because I smell?" you can't tell the truth that would be insulting, so just tell her its because you want to piss on her. Easy peasy.

Of course you don't let her return the favour, no one need piss from that stinky pussy.

...although I like this idea, shouldn't Michael have just sucked it up, been an ass hole, and said "YOUR PUSSY SMELLS LIKE I'M GOING TO THROW UP"? I mean, that would have embarrassed her/made her mad enough that she wouldn't have stayed over with no fucking or pissing required, let alone a shower. I bet his pants stayed on while they fucked


How can you smell that bad and not know? I don't get it.

[Incognito]

I did have sex with someone I didn't want to some years ago but only because it was so readily available. It was pretty terrible and the girl went on to bang the rest of the guys in our social circle, so I guess I am somewhat glad I got it out of the way early.